#stupidmachiine

[abitscottish]

bark bark happy birthday master, bark

k-9 u are barking mad mostly bc you’re actually the master hua hua hua hua.

[ipocritx-blog]

                                         //: INTRUDER: stupidmachiine

                • You could benefit for a coat of WHITE paint. That unpainted                   steel is quite ugly. Don’t take it personally, it just says here in                   my databanks that unpainted steel is ugly. •

[ladyxtrey-blog]

stupidmachiine asked:

"Please, do not stare at this unit.”

“I....Yes, of course. My apologies, K-9.”

[readmymanualyoulittleshit]

"You are a very stupid machine!"

So this is how the tin dog talks when the pilot isn’t around to hold his leash.Derisive whirrs.The TARDIS is sophisticated.The TARDIS is awe inspiring.The TARDIS is not stupid.Databanks show, conclusively, that it is in fact the K-9 unit that is stupid.