#stupidsisters

[i-put-the-bi-in-biohazard]

My sister pranked this restaurant with such a stupid prank, she called and asked if they have waffles and when they said yes, she was like lucky you, we don't have any. So they fucking texted her back and said "lame prank, but we've seen better", so we can't call with her number now.

[i-put-the-bi-in-biohazard]

UPDATE

Nevermind. Her phone took care of her when she formatted her SD card and deleted all her stuff and then spent half an hour crying and cursing the phone and blaming technology with the other one laughing at her and I was left alone. Finally. So moral of the story, delete your sisters Snapchat pictures and you’ll have some peace and quiet.

[likemymike]

OH MY GOD! I should've kept dating him! UGH he got SO HOT! Whyyyy -- and guess what; he's in the military-- you know what that means! UGHHHHHHHH *shudder* *pussywet*-- Oh wait-- he just texted me first, AND IM BACK IN THE GAME!

My sister -_-

[camimileycullen]

Prepariamo il regalo per mamma 😎 @xniallseyess_ #SecretMission #Birthday #Mum #Regalo #StupidSisters #Funny #Tickets