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#113: “I can’t make Thursday. I want to see my girlfriend before she leaves for two weeks.” “That’s very romantic of you!” “I just want to get laid.”

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#97: Say ‘Volim te Ivan’!

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#94: “I dreamt I had my old Toyota Hiace back. I loved this car!” “Oh yeah? Those were the ones the suicide bombers in Belfast used for their attacks.”

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#92: I gave him the permission to shift you.

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#91: You’ve got the shiniest hair I’ve ever seen. I am waiting for a rainbow to reflect on it.

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#88: You are sober this time. So you can’t say that I drugged you to abuse you.

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#87: Stop talking to random strangers. You are in our group.

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#85: You and your easy life. Don’t worry. I won’t get you in trouble.