You know, one day Arthur and Lancelot are gonna have a particularly flirty afternoon, and once they head upstairs, Arthur’s gonna completely forget that Caliburn is there and the poor sword is gonna be on his hip like
“By the POPE”
Buddy, I hope you know that Caliburn has been there for every single one of their exchanges.
He was there when Lance abruptly confessed.
He was there when Arthur did the whole song and dance by Misty Lake.
This sword has seen and heard some shit, my friend, and he’ll keep seeing and hearing it.
At least he spends most nights in Smithy’s workshop. Caliburn needs constant upkeep.













