|| NSFW ALPHABET || YAN SUB! ILLUMI ZOLDYCK ||
Wanted to do a little nsfw alphabet for the Illumi that will be in the series so you guys can get an idea of his ways!
A - Aftercare
Illumi has never truly done it before, so when you did eventually have sex with him you can definitely believe that you taught him everything he needed to know. He wasn’t very loud or affectionate which didn’t really bother you, especially because he really didn’t know what he himself wanted from you. So you just held him in your arms and gave him a few little kisses here and there. You guys can work on it, everything needs some progress with him.
B - Body Part | on him and you |
Illumi is obsessed with his hands, and truly because he uses them for everything. Obviously the assassin is very skilled when it comes to using his hands, but that’s not the main reason as to why he likes them. When you finally let him get close, he didn’t hesitate to put his hands all over you. Let his fingers trace through your hair or curl it around his finger. Although he’s a bit awkward with it, stiff but curious. And of course his hands can be useful for many other things as well, but we can get into that later.
C - Cum
He is FULL of it, like absolutely packed full of cum. Sure he may have fucked once or twice before but never for his pleasure. Illumi never cared for a significant other, or messing around with people even though he could. So when he first touched himself to the thought of you the mess he made was unbelievable. He didn’t know why he would get all hard when he would think of you, but it didn’t really matter to him because it felt so good when he thought of that pretty face of yours. And so when he first cum to the thought of you, copious amounts of cum were flowing out of him.
D - Dirty Secret
Illumi definitely has a few, one of them being that he snuck into your hotel room when you were away and looked and touched every. single. item you owned. His big black eyes carefully watching everything, grazing his fingers over all the small trinkets you had. Since this hotel was where you resided long term for a mission you had plenty of clothing there. So of course, Illumi made his way to the dresser full of clothes, and of course the first drawer he opened was full of your panties and bras. Illumi can’t really blush, but he definitely felt warm when the blood rushed right down to his then hardening...
E - Experience
Like stated earlier, it’s not like Illumi is a virgin but more so he really just had no intention of having sex. He does somewhat know what to do, at least by assumption. Illumi never was in a position to worry about making someone else feel good, so he definitely needs to work on that. But besides that he can definitely get the job done, or at least that what he believes before he feels your touch.
F - Favorite position
He is in LOVE with cowgirl, solely because he needs to see your face and he enjoys the way it makes him feel like you could do whatever you want with him. Looking up at you while you grind down on his cock truly makes him harder. Feeling your body pressed against his when he sits up, oh and the way you like to pull on his hair drives him insane. Pulling his hair while leaving marks on his neck and squeezing down on his cock is his favorite combination.
G - Goofy
Sadly this man doesn’t have a goofy hair on his body. I’m not sure he can even laugh it’s a bit concerning, but that doesn’t really matter to you. Because if you guys are doing it you’d rather hear a mon slip from his lips than a laugh.
H - Hair
Illumi is completely shaven down there, prior to even showing his body off to anyone. Illumi just enjoys the way his skin feels with no hair on it. His skin is definitely smoother than expected, even his hands, and it’s truly because Illumi just loves feeling free.
I - Intimacy
Previously no, Illumi was intimate with no one and had no care for being intimate with someone. And truly it takes a while for the two of you to get romantically involved with each other. Though it does eventually happen, and when it does Illumi is unrecognizable. His obsession with you is so strong that we you do accept his attention he doesn’t ever want to let go. So when you guys get intimate he usually has his arms wrapped around you at all times.
J - Jack Off
Naturally he didn’t really do it often before or at all honestly. But once he met you, he couldn’t help but do it practically everyday. I don’t want to say he doesn’t know what to do, but it definitely doesn’t satisfy him as much as your hand does in his future. But for the time being his hand is on his cock whenever he finds the time. And he doesn’t stop after he cums either, keeping almost the same pace throwing his head back bucking up into his hand wishing it was something else.
K - Kink(s)
somnophilia - He is obsessed with the idea of you touching him in his sleep and using him all you want. Illumi sleeps fully naked because he has no fear of danger making its way to him ever, so with that being said he’s always expecting you to do the most depraved things to him while he sleeps comfortably next to you.
vouyerism - Illumi has a growing interest in seeing you touch yourself. It kind of ties into another kink that he has but for the most part he just got accustomed to watching you sit there and play with yourself with no knowledge of him being there made him double over in pleasure.
bondage - He needs you to tie him up, sit on his chest, and use your fingers to make yourself feel good. It’s like a love hate relationship that he’s built with the ropes. Illumi wants to put his hands all over you once you let him, but he also likes the feeling that washes over him when you don’t let him. It’s not hard for him to break through but that doesn’t matter because he just wants to listen to you.
L - Location
Anywhere. If you let him, he will do anything you want (he planed on doing that anyway). Although he has a special love for your room in your home. You have it decorated with all your favorite things, and it’s truly the best place to fuck. Like the things you end up doing to him there are so ridiculously lewd.
M - Motivation | What turns him on |
If you were to ask him he would definitely just say a simple “you.” but there is a little more to it. You truly turn him into your slut, and he loves that so much. The way you talk to him like he can’t kill you (or make an attempt) also turns him on. A little weird but he also has an interest in your clothes, like Illumi obviously has money so sometimes he’ll take you out just so he can watch you try on clothes. I don’t want to say exactly what it does to him but just know it doesn’t take long before you have to pull him to the register so you can take him home.
N - No | Hard and Soft boundaries |
Anything that may leave a mark on you. Don’t get me wrong he definitely leaves marks on you from his teeth grazing you, or putting his mouth on your skin so he can look back at it later. But he will never do anything to hurt you, especially because you accepted his affection so quickly there was no reason for him to use force. And now he can’t dream of hurting you in anyway possible.
R = Risk
He’s not all interested in doing risky things, you probably are the one to suggest it. Like possibly you guys go out to dinner and he’s sitting across from you expecting to have a normal dinner. But you have other plans in mind, which prompt you to trail your heel up his leg which catches his attention. His already comically large eyes would widen as he looked at you with a surprised look.
S = Stamina
He could fight for hours on end with no problem, but when it comes to sex and your touch he needs a little time to get himself back together after each round. That’s not to say he doesn’t wish to go on and on when you guys do go at it.
T = Toys
He’s never thought of anything like that before but you definitely have a few. And when he went snooping in your room he did come across some special items that’s for sure. He would definitely ask you about it, and for snooping you might have to use one on him but who knows. He definitely needs to be tied up and strapped to a vibrator while you watch him writhe around and quietly beg for your hand.
U = Unfair | teasing |
He doesn’t do it purposefully but there are times when you have him eat you out and he’ll be so into it that he takes his time and makes sure to look up at you. You find it cute how much he wants to please you but sometimes he doesn’t realize how much it gets to you. On the other hand you purposefully tease him because he takes it to graciously. You’ll make him kneel in front of you as you undress yourself, and you get to watch him grow in his pants with his hands at his sides waiting patiently for your instructions.
V = Volume | how loud is he |
Illumi is very quiet, by nature of course but he can’t help it. There are times when you can get him to be a little bit louder, like the first time you put your hand on his bare cock. It really messed with his way of thinking and he let out a little gasp as he took his lip between his teeth not expecting himself to make that sound.
W = Wild card | random headcanon |
He loves when you dictate the pace and tell him exactly what to do. Illumi gets visibly distressed if he feels he’s displeased you. He might beg for reassurance that you only want him, whispering frantic promises of devotion. When you dominate him, his mind is calculating how to ensure you’ll stay with him forever, subtly testing boundaries to see how much he can give while still possessing you emotionally.
X = X-ray | what he has going on under those clothes |
Illumi is said to be about 6’1 (185 cm), so I think it’s safe to assume he’s a little but larger than average. With his build I think it’s safe to say Illumi’s got more length than girth because he’s quite slim. Soft I think he’s carrying a little over 5in (12.7 cm), but when hard I think it might grow to like 6.7in (17 cm) and get a little thicker as well.
Y= Yearning | how high is his sex drive |
Quite high, he has only really been attracted to you so he’s a bit pent up. It’s not his fault either, he can’t help but always want to be touching you or inside you even. So if you wanted he could go all night long, and then some when you woke up.
Z = Zzz | how fast does he fall asleep |
I feel like Illumi isn’t really a sleeper if that makes sense. Like he doesn’t really sleep all that much, but after the first time you guys had sex he was so ready to close his eyes and never let you go. You made him get cleaned up first so it kind of washed away the fatigue but he was still ready to knock out once your eyes closed.
I spent all morning writing this but I’m actually proud of how it came out so I hope guys enjoy!
dividers by @cafekitsune !!













