Mar 20, 2025
"Pull your pants up, words I didn't think I'd have to say today" -Sub teacher
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"Pull your pants up, words I didn't think I'd have to say today" -Sub teacher
So this is just going to be where I post the ridiculous things that children say to me while I’m their substitute teacher
For the sake of their privacy (and for the sake of me keeping my job) I will never be sharing names, initials, or what school/state I’m in
Is that Jesus?
Child across the hall during my plan period
Boy: Okay, but are you talking or is it official?
Girl: WE'RE OFFICIAL!
Try me, see if it is for a grade Mrs. A [sic]
The teacher I'm subbing for, at the top of all the worksheets for the day
This is Mr. Sherley. He's cool. See? Sub number 9. He's a savage.
One of my kids