Don’t park here: San Benito Thousand Trails
San Benito RV & Camping Resort [Paicines, CA]
• Dog Life: There were goat heads (caltrop thorns!) everywhere, which really hurt my paws.
I refused to trust the grass after the first one - DIDN’T pee til we got to Hollister. Went to the fenced in dog area, and was getting slobbered on and mounted by a neutered dog - not cute; my folks got me out of there right quick. Fenced area was not big enough to run, and some of the other dogs (on extendable leashes no less!) were less than laid back.
It’s California, smoke some good herb and be kind to your neighbors!
• As far as signal: ... if a guy in his forties tells you he’s a desert, believe him.
This was a dead zone. There was spotty Verizon, not even enough to Netflix & chill. No way human could actually work. AT&T’s ghost didn’t even haunt here.
• Discounts: Thousand Trails campground, so did not ask on anything else - that’s legit the entire point of joining up.
• The Park: Several loops of FHU with not enough shade to around. Several poorly marked tent sites dispersed - meaning no utilities, though they are sprinkled throughout the loops.
There were some other buildings, including a hot tub, and bathrooms/showers, but human did not explore these. They were too busy enjoying the air conditioning and trying to figure out our next stop.
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TL;DR - hard pass.
:: fainted at the thought of no streaming
