Jun 11, 2023
I'm an illustrator and I have always had a personal goal to draw all 62 US National Parks, but I wanted to find a unique twist for the proje
Subpar Parks by Amber Share
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I'm an illustrator and I have always had a personal goal to draw all 62 US National Parks, but I wanted to find a unique twist for the proje
Subpar Parks by Amber Share
Every year I forget to get a wall calendar until the year's half gone. This year I remembered:
2021 july 13-15 - palo alto
Inspired by Subpar Parks
(Blame my Partner In Crime. We’re getting slap happy here in Quarantineville)
Lofty and majestic mountain peaks, washed by rolling cloud waves: BORING FOOD AND ZILLIONS OF RULES!
Lotus ponds and a swift river: THEY BREAK YOUR LEGS IF THEY LIKE YOU! (The soup makes it worth it!)
Dimly red-lit smoky hellscape: CREEPY LOCALS AND TERRIBLE WI-FI!
Grey stone and lots of cattle: BAD TEMPERS AND FARTING OXES. AVOID XINGLU HILL!
Also: WELCOME TO PAMPLOMA! (Where you have more to fear from the cultivators than the bulls!)
Gilded towers and fields of peonies: THIS PLACE NEEDS AN ELEVATOR! (watch out for falling bastards)
Misty hills and crows: NICE PEOPLE IF YOU LIKE CORPSES! WI-FI IS AWFUL HERE! (unless you get a Gusu Lan technician)
City covered in lights: WORST SUMMER CAMP EVER!
The Subpar Parks 2025 national park calendar is here, featuring a selection of Subpar Parks illustrations! 11" x 17" 12-month wall 2025 nati
This review has big Subpar Parks energy...
Amber Share, the graphic designer behind Subpar Parks, is turning negative reviews of popular US national parks into colorful illustrations.