#substantial posts

[kittyscarfredux]

when you forgot you came in here because you gotta pee and have to check their medicine cabinet first :3

[kittyscarfredux]

Suddenly feeling drunker during and after peeing because holding it was the only thing keeping them focused >>>>

[kittyscarfredux]

Lacey with a drinking problem

[kittyscarfredux]

Plushie pee incoming (contains references to s*lks*ng act 3 post-canon)

Basically I've been writing this concept where Lacey comes back with some void remaining inside her, but it has made peace with her and merged with her in a sort of Venom situation. Benefits include manipulating her silk and repairing it (void would not naturally have any instinct to do this, but she has some subconscious sense of self-preservation even if she doesn't think she does, so it acts on it) and giving her Features (void lacks understanding of why she is experimenting with any mortal activities but it can transform into internal structures to deal with it).

A ney way, upon discovering her newfound ability to drink and hold liquid, she has to... part her material and expose her core to let it out, and it winds itself back together automatically. I would think that the first few times, it does this too early, because her void core interprets loosening her material as a threat to her body. It's like if your pants didn't want to be unzipped and bit you the whole time you are trying, and you had to train them to reach an understanding that you have to temporarily move them out of the way in order not to wet them

[kittyscarfredux]

I don't know who needs to hear this but if you are drinking somewhere and you notice that the toilet situation is problematic (disgusting, excessively long queues, nonexistent, etc.) you should not both stay where you are and continue getting drunker. Future you is stupider and has to pee worse. I promise they are not better equipped to deal with it

[kittyscarfredux]

there is something about someone sleeping through getting much fuller than they comfortably could awake, because they drank too much of something before they fell asleep or they’ve just been out for so long, but they cannot wake up, or they incompletely wake up and sleepwalk/sleep pee 🥴

[kittyscarfredux]

imagine someone half-waking up with a painfully full bladder and having vague fitful thoughts of discomfort and needing to do something, but being glued to the bed without the strength or lucidity to get up, so they just lie there suffering unless they gradually regain consciousness or someone comes along and helps them 🥺

[kittyscarfredux]

I'm sorry I just read a reply on Reddit where someone said they sometimes have to take a diuretic for a chronic condition and a side effect (of the DIURETIC) is DROWSINESS. as in it knocks you out and then the need to pee keeps waking you up and you have to drag your unwillingly awake ass to the bathroom. this sounds like the most mildly evil medication ever