#suburbanenigma

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[jordanshenessy]

hands with knuckle tats that say ‘junkyard’😙😙 (I’m joking. or am I)

Ask and ye shall receive 😌✨

[youidiotprince]

wait its your birthday?? happy birthday!!!! I hope you have absolutely the most incredible day ever and an amazing next year of your life. I love you and Im so glad to share a little corner of the internet with somebody as kind and beautiful and as wonderful as you! mwah!💕

ahh carmen thank you so much!!! it is my birthday (sorry I’m answering so late but we still have 7 minutes in my time zone jdjdj) I had an incredible day and ate the best sandwich I’ve ever had so you really can’t beat that can you? I love you too and feel the exact same!!! 🥺♥️

[elle-smells]

hi🪲🪤🫔🏍🏎🪅🫓🪠🛌🪞🧫🪙🚿🪕📇🏚⏲

they’re still squares i hate it here 😭😭

[yaraaimsakul]

heyyy congrats for the 1k followers!! you deserve it so much💞💝💕💘💗 wanted to ask ❤ for me and 💗 for suburbanenigma 🦋🌈

hi viv!! 💕💖💞💓💓 thank youuu ily. i remember i started following you because your takes on literally everything were just perfect. and turns out you were an great human being too!! 🥺 your takes are still on point, of course 😌 and i’m ready to fight every single one of anons who dare hate on you, they’ve been warned

as for @suburbanenigma , i didn’t follow you before and i just started following after scrolling through your blog to answer this alslkddk i can say that all your posts make me really laugh alsksk and you’re definitely really loved in here because therems just so many of my mutuals sending you the nicest of things 🥺💕💗 so i trust their judgment

join my appreciation lockdown

[gumptin]

Everything from McDonald’s tastes like ass except for their fries and dessert. Wendy’s and Burger King are superior

....i fuckin love mcdonalds 😶 burger king is alright but wendy’s tastes like garbage to me. i don’t eat burgers tho so this is my grilled chicken sandwich review for all of them skdkdk also idk where ur from but whataburger is the superior fast food place in tx no competition i would take it over any of those

[send me unpopular opinions]

[fatoudixon]

fact: you’re really fucking cool, not to mention talented and funny and smart and beautiful and amazing and passionate and-

carmen it’s meant to be facts about me not about yourself. i only agree with the passionate because i do think im a passionate person in general. another fact is that ily ✨

anon me facts about me that you think are probably true

[jordanshenessy]

🌟 oh fuck yeah I love your voice. how about you just talk about things that make you nostalgic. not necessarily a rant subject but it’s still something

CARMEN ILY 🥺💕🥰

Here’s nostalgia enjoy my mom interrupting this one 😌💫

Send me a 🌟 + a topic and I’ll rant to you on voice note