#subwaybossemma

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hey emma wanna crash a party

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EMMMMMMMMA GORDOR PUNCHED ME AGAIN 

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response thing: [leans in closely to the offender] [big smile] "HEY WANNA HEAR ABOUT TRAINS I CAN TELL YOU ALL ABOUT TRAINS BIG TRAINS LITTLE TRAINS FAST TRAINS SLOW TRAINS EVEN TRAINS THAT CAN PLOW THROUGH SNOW OLD TRAINS NEW TRAINS ELECTRIC TRAINS SMOKIN' TRAINS EVEN TRAINS FROM AROUND THE WORLD"

thanks emma ur a pal

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…that’s a very good question. I didn’t think to ask. i should have. it might have actually been a religious trial sent by some god.

i really do think you should have asked. well, at least you passed the trial. at the cost of your own sanity, of course.

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there’s so much more to say. it was like a religious experience. a trial by fire to purge the sin from you by forcing you to witness true horror.

i think after seeing that, not even God could deny you from entering heaven. why was he naked, anyway?

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there was this knife and it was strapped to his thigh and it was… uncomfortably high up. the handle was really shiny- nearly completely reflective.

oh God. i'm very, very glad i wasn't there to see it now, then. that just sounds like torture.

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i told you before. i am a brutal woman. there was also this knife and… nevermind, that’s cruel even for me.

what? no, now you need to tell me what you were going to say.

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it was an indescribable experience. on the one hand, he’s decently in shape because he’s a murderous crime lord. on the other, he’s old. And battered. And wrinkly. And has an entire arsenal strapped to his body at almost all times.

i'm sort of curious now, actually. but i also don't want to see it. why must you do this to me?