It's because of you there's a giant in our midst and my wife is dead.
BUT IT ISN'T MY FAULT I WAS GIVEN THOSE BEANS, YOU PERSUADED ME TO TRADE AWAY MY COW FOR BEANS AND WITHOUT THOSE BEANS THERE'D HAVE BEEN NO STALK TO GET UP TO THE GIANT IN THE FIRST PLACE!
WAIT A MINUTE MAGIC BEANS FOR A COW SO OLD THATR YOU HAD TO TELL A LIER TO SELL IT WHICH YOU TOLD! WERE THEY WORTHLESS BEANS, WERE THEY OVERSOLD OH AND TELL US WHO PERSUADED YOU TO STEAL THAT GOLD? SEE IT'S YOUR FAULT! NO SO ITS YOUR FAULT NO YES IT IS! IT'S NOT IT'S TRUE WAIT A MINUTE BUT I ONLT STOLE THE GOLD TO GET MY COW BACK FROM YOU SO IT'S YOUR FAULT YES NO IT ISN'T ID HAVE KEPT THOSE BEANS BUT OUR HOUSE WAS CURSED SHE MADE US GE3T A COW TO GWT THE CURSE REVVERSED! IT'S HIS FTHERS FAULT THAT THE CURSE GOT PLACXED AND THE PLACE GOT CURSED IN THE FORST PLACE OG THEN IT'S HIS FAULT SO IT WAS HIS FAULT NO. YES IT IS IT'S HIS I GUESS... WAIT A MINUTE THOUGH I CHOPPED DOWN THE BEANSTALK RIGHT THAT'S CLEAR BUT WOITHOT ANY BEANTALK THEN WHAT'S WUEER IS HOW DID THE 2ND GIANT GET DOWN HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE DECOND PLACE YES HOW WELL WHO AAD THE OTHER BEAN? THE OTHER BEAN THE OFTHERT BEAN YOU POCKETED THE OTHER BEAN NO I DIDN'T YEAT I DID SO ITS YOUR NO IT ISN'T CUZ I GAVE IT TO MY WIFE WO ITSHERNOIT ISNT' THEN WHO'S IS IT WAIT A MINUTE SHE EXCHANGED THAT BEAN TO OBTAIMN TUHOUR SHOW SO THE ONE YO KNOWS THAT HAPPENED TO THE BEAN IS YOU YOU MEANN THA TG OLD BEAN THAT YOURE WIF OH DEAR BUT I NEVEE KNEW AND SO I THEOUW IT DON'T LOOK HERE SO IT'S YOUR FAULTSEE ITSHER FAULT BUT WHATR WELL IT YOU HADN'T GONE BACK UP AGAIN I WAS BNEEDY YTOU WERE HGREEDY DID YOU NEED THAT HEN BUT I GO TH FOR MY MOTHER SO IT'S HER FAULT THWN YES AND WHAT ABOUR A THE HARP IN THE 3RDPLACE THE HAP YES SHE WENT AND DARED ME TO ME?! SHE SAIT THAT I WEAS SCARED TO SHE DARED ME NO I DIDN'T YOU WENT AND DARED IM TO-
FUCK YEAH SUCKERS JUST TYPED IT IN TIME TO THE MUSIC!!!!
