#such burn

[verumrex]

I've never experienced sunburn in my entire life until today and boi howdy I'm suffering

[constantinepayne]

Was Emory Light a rebound because it didn't work out with Gabriel?

Who? Emory Light couldn't be rebound material to Taylor Swift, so no.

[theflirtmeister]

the roast of @lanox

is too obsessed with bruce

does not send me photos of her dog

does not update the ship edit blog as much as she should

is 2 cute

has not written cheerleader bruce and jock jack 

[dandyraccoonbeast]

"Watch where you’re going."

"You watch where you're going."

[choochoomotherslagger]

You suck more at checking your inbox than Swindle does at being generous

your face sucks

at

… sucking

yeah

[andrewsandyballz]

If your personality was a person, it would be you. 

[witchyleaf]

I remember one New Year's we let go of a Chinese lantern thing. It collided with a tree and burned the fucker down.