#suck it prescriptivists

[anthrocentric]

my goal is to be so academically influential that my notes will be scanned and put in future textbooks and school kids can read "evol hist supes imp 4 this -- look n2 how cult+nat selc culd b infl thru human evol along w/ pop densities"

[science-of-noise]

There's not a man I meet but doth salute me As if I were THEIR well-acquainted friend

The Comedy of Errors, Act IV, Scene 3 (1594)

Generic "they."  It's in Shakespeare, bitches.