Kunikida: Atsushi, Atsushi! *looks around* Ranpo-san, have you seen Atsushi?
Ranpo: *boredly* Dazai dragged Atsushi away from work half an hour ago.
Kunikida: Damn Dazai, he's corrupting Atsushi's excellent work ethic!
Ranpo: *amused* Oh trust me, he's corrupting more than just Atsushi's work ethic.
Kunikida: You don't mean... Dazai and Atsushi? DAZAI!!!????











