#sugar daddy?

[givemetherapyimawritingtravesty]

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" 5'10 but standing on my money I'm 6' "

[danceswithsporks]

ISO a sugar daddy to buy me legos. A Lego Daddy™️ if you will.

[shoyoackerman]

WAIT HELP YALL 😭 I KNOW I SAID I WANTED A SUGAR DADDY BUT ION MEAN THIS. I WAS JUST PLAYIN

but damn sounds good ngl

[ragnarlothcat]

Ohhh what are your thoughts on a sugar daddy au

à la carte has faint sugar daddy vibes, but then I guess Obi-Wan buying Anakin stuff isn't a big part of it. An interesting thought!

Hmm if I were to write one, I think it would be canon adjacent? Like maybe Anakin is still a Jedi but he doesn't fall to the dark side because Senator Obi-Wan (he's a senator now I guess, I don't know what other jobs people even have) keeps buying him pretty jewelry so Anakin is too busy being distracted by shiny things to betray his order and murder everyone.

Unless you mean you have something in mind??? I'm loving that people are sending me ideas now, this is extremely fun 🥰

[barbarabonetta]

Can we get some Primo loving?

[dragon-anon]

Anyone want to be my Genshin sugar daddy?? I just want Zhongli 😔

[littlelibra-baby]