#sugar rules

[poorlyproofedca]

For the love of all things, hire a proofreader! Thanks to Susan for this find.

[vegassugarbaby]

Valentines date guidelines

Must take me to dinner. (Reservations must be made, if they can’t be made, then its probably not going to be worth it)

Must bring a gift. (Nothing cheap, that’s just offensive) 

Must be dressed properly. (I can’t be seen with someone who doesn’t know how to dress, it would spoil my reputation)

Must know how to spoil me. (Complements are a great way to start the night, but we all know it takes a lot more than that)

Sex is not mandatory (But i might feel generous)

If these guidelines are met, have a great time and enjoy yourself, just remember not too drink too much, and be safe out there bebes.

IF they aren’t met... keep looking ;)