#summer dude

[sadandpoutyandfrench]

i☆Ris Summer Dude single covers

[croxovergoddess]

Welllp. I wanted to sleep but I found two giant spiders in my room and destroyed the place with bug spray… So I’m up trying to calm my nerves and figure out what to sleep on. Gotta get some money and fumigate soon

[sadandpoutyandfrench]

i☆Ris Summer Dude profiles

[colonel-loser]

You know you're at a lowpoint in life when you take youre laptop in the bathroom 

[nepgear]

School doesnt end for another 15 mins I WANT OUT

[zoedimitra]

So here's a story of how I discovered how sassy of a motherfuck I really am

So you remember that guy from the summer who I finally realized was a completely asshole and was not worth my time or feelings? Well, I saw him today.  Don't worry I didn't have another panic attack (kind of...)

So I pull into the parking lot and all I can feel is my chest shaking and trembling.  I call my roommate Emily and I'm like, "EMILY, STAY ON THE PHONE WITH ME, I CAN'T DO THIS WITHOUT YOU!"  She agreed and stayed on the line with me while I bought our basket for Vagina Monologues.  

So I'm still on the phone while I walk up to the registers and I see my friend there at the registers and I'm just thinking, "Thank you Jesus!!!"  Well, oblivious me wasn't paying attention to what side of the register she was on and who was on the other side of the other set of registers?  The asshole.

I'm still on the phone because my heart is racing, and Emily is just like "what is going on, but you got this! You're doing great!!" I do not even pay attention to him, I do not give him the satisfaction of my time at all.  Nope. Not at all.  I catch at the corner of my eye that he is just starring the entire time.  I have my hair down really pretty & my makeup is on really well, and I'm like to myself, "No bro, you do not have the right to look at me after being a fucking asshole.  That's not how this dance works."

Right as I walk out he says bye to me.  How do I respond?  The most sarcastic goodbye I can possibly give, not looking back at all and flipping my hair back as I walk out the door.  And this was the moment I realized how I'm one sassy bitch.  If I could have taped this to make you see what happened, you'd understand the level of sass better, you know?

I do not hate people, but if you give me a reason to I will.  And I promise, I can be a bitch.  That's probably not the worst I could have done, but hey-  I gotta start somewhere if I'm going back to work there this summer.

Okay, done rant.  Carry on with your night!