#summerfuntimes

[freelancerrealtalk]

What's on your summer checklist?

Summer is the perfect time to chase dreams and make magic happen. Share with us, what's on your summer checklist?

[dysfunctionalunit]

What's on your summer checklist? Summer is the perfect time to chase dreams and make magic happen. Share with us, what's on your summer checklist?

[nkcm-output]

What's on your summer checklist?

Summer is the perfect time to chase dreams and make magic happen. Share with us, what's on your summer checklist?

[bigmanbakes]

Afternoon at the ballpark. Dodgers vs Red Sox ⚾️ #ThinkBlue #GoDodgers #RedSoxSuck #LosAngelesDodgers #MLB #SummerFunTimes (at Dodger Stadium)

[warholnyc3-blog]

Express train back home is always fun. #scrunchnoseface #Junebug #Summerfuntimes #metronorth #selfie #platinumblonde

[jamesdontdraw]

"I'm going to a week-long summer camp tomorrow!"

Everyone else who's going is like, "Yeah! Summer camp! I'm gonna rock that game field SO hard! I'm gonna sleep in those rocks they call beds and I'm gonna ENJOY it! Hey, guys! Let's go get food poisoning at the cafeteria as soon as we get there!! HECK-TO-THE-YEAH!!!", at which all the little high school boys let out animalistic growls and wild calls as they scramble onto a broken-down old bus for an 18 hr. car ride. 

Meanwhile, I'm over here, tearfully rocking back and forth, clutching my laptop to my heart, because that's FIVE DAYS of no YouTube, no Tumblr, no Internet whatsoever. And you know what I get instead?

Instead of eating chips while watching YouTube videos, I get to eat half-cooked burgers while watching guys whistle at the girls down by the pool.

Instead of staying up all night browsing Tumblr, I get to stay up all night because they gave me a cabin full of spiders and a mattress full of rocks.

Instead of lying in bed, watching a new anime someone suggested to me, I get to hold onto a small rope covered in bacon grease for dear life as people try to whiplash me into an upside-down trash can with a freaking WHOLE PIGS HEAD on it (a.k.a. Jabba Jabba Can Can "with a twist") then proceed to the nurses office to wait in a long line of other people just like me who, NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES THEY TOLD THE MASOCHIST WHO FORCED THEM TO "PLAY" THAT THEY WILL LITERALLY DIE IF THEY TRY, STILL ENDED UP UNABLE TO STAND PROPERLY FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR!!! 

So I have come up with a solution: Secret cell phone-which-I'm-technically-not-allowed-to-have, Secret Nutella/Pocky stash-which-I'm-technically-not-allowed-to-have, & Secret knee brace-that-I-don't-really-need-but-still-refuse-to-take-off.

Wish me luck.  

(P.S. I predict Internet Withdrawals. Yes, they're an actual thing.)

[widespreadpanichq]

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Rained Out #panictour #niagarafalls #summerfuntimes