It didn't feel funny, it felt rude and kind of condescending. I mean, we can see the rest of Helios too - why bother reblog a meme about his looks at all? Not to mention, telling people to buy the game, but not everybody has $20 just lying about.
(At this point, Anon, I don’t think anything I can say will make you happy as we are just on two different wavelengths here. I’ll give it a shot though because you’re clearly very concerned about this.
1. As I stated, what I did was nothing personal against you. In fact, when this all started, all I had to go on is that you are a person who wanted me to describe Helios’ cock and nothing else. If you took my response as rude or condensing when I intended it to be humorous, well, I’m sorry to have upset you. I’m well aware that communicating humor via text is tricky and I have no control over your reactions to what I do. By the same token, when you send someone a meme, you do so with the knowledge that they will respond however they feel is most appropriate and for me, that was my brand of comedy.
2. I reblogged that meme because I wanted to talk about things that aren’t readily apparent in-game. So on the skin one, I talk a lot about color and texture, which are things the game doesn’t communicate. To me, most of the description of a cock is its physical properties which are quite clear in the CGs. And I did include several of those details in my original response so it’s not like I ignored your request entirely.
3. I feel no shame about telling people in jest to spend $20 on a luxury item – which a pornographic dating sim clearly is. Fandom isn’t always free and I gladly save up my money to afford it and support creators whose work I enjoy. I don’t think there is anything wrong in telling people to do the same, especially when I gladly paid $40 to have beta access to the game and all the digital backer rewards.
Finally, Anon, if you legitimately want to continue this conversation, I ask that you do so under an account where I can talk to you one on one. I feel that I’ve spent more than enough time and energy on this issue at this point. My advice to you is to let this go and move on because there are so many things in this world worthier of your attention than how a Helios RP blog responded to your request to describe a fictional penis.)