You hear a sudden crash - glass breaking, things tumbling down, followed by a small, sheepish complaint. Glitch had tried to sneak in through your window, but when he found it closed, his patience ran out: one clumsy punch later, it shattered. Oops… But surely a few blessings and gifts can help make things better! … Right?
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Christmas Glitch wishes you months filled with warmth and joy, and hopes you reach every goal you’ve set for yourself. You’re amazing. You can do it!
If you give him three gentle pats, you’ll receive an over 8 feet tall emotional support robot, fully installed in your home. But don’t worry, Glitch is a very good boy. He’ll quietly stay in a corner, patiently waiting for more affection.
He might sneak into your fridge at night, though… but it'll be worth it! (Hopefully)
OH MY GOSH-- GLITCH?? HI HI COME AND SIT.
Gives headpats aggressively as if its my first time in life doing that lol--
Also, don't worry about the window ill just use some tape and cardboard thats all. About the fridge well,i need to buy one for this case because i forgot(lmao/ref)
But thank you,oh my lord,i wasnt expecting you to actually appear(PLEASE DONT TAKE IT THE WRONG WAY,I JUST CANT BELIEVE IT I ACTUALLY GOT SEEN💥)!! Im so happy!! My idol!
Joke to the side,when i saw Sunnydbeam on my notification sending me an ask,i was legit having such a wonderful joy-crash out.
JUST- JUST JUST-- TAKE THE FLOWERS.THEY ARE YOURS.