I'm bored, jupiter fam modern/normal au headcanons
-Raiden is there cause fuck you he's Hal and Dave's other kid
-all the songs from mgr? Raiden has a band. Consisting of Raiden, Sam, a reluctant monsoon that really didn't wanna at first but actually came to enjoy it (he still acts like he hates it tho), and maybe Kevin, he seems like a drums guy
-"Dave please, I need a metal growl for this and you're the only one I can find with a voice low enough"
-so all the metal growls n screams in the songs? Dave's
-each family member has a unique handshake with each other. I.e the one Raiden has with Sunny is different than the one he has with Hal, etc etc
-it all started when they got Raiden a guitar when he was younger and then they never had a moment of quiet. But at least the music was good
-everyone loves Sunny, cause who doesn't.
-Hal scrapbooks, takes home videos, all that jazz
-Dave is the type to cheer really loudly for his kids.
-Dave also bakes for the PTA cause fuck you Janice, you can try and make better brownies than this man but you will fail
That's all I got for now. But I will make more at some point













