#sunnysloth

[mattattridge-smith]

On the creep 🦥 🌳 #onthecreep #sloth #creepingsloth #slothgoals #sunnysloth #creep #imacreep #wincebrook (at Alkrington) https://www.instagram.com/p/CB5BFWYFqMC/?igshid=1n7vg0tc0ko1v

[sassy-motherfucker]

Brb me and sunnysloth playing the walking dead!  Check her blog for updates  She will post something when we shit ourselves Meaning multiple posts and swearing

[sassy-motherfucker]

When you and your friend start roleplaying all of a sudden

Me:WELL T9 6E PERFECTLY H9NEST I AM SH9CKED AND APPALLED THAT Y9U 6ELIEVE THAT JUST 6ECAUSE Y9U ARE TYPING IN CAPITAL LETTERS Y9U ARE INSTANTLY AD9PTING MY DESCENDANT'S R9LE. I FIND IT VERY TRIGGERING THAT Y9U P9SE THIS SEEMINGLY UTTER DISREGARD F9R H9W SASSY KARKAT CAN 6E. IF Y0U W9ULD PREFER T9 TRULY 6E LIKE KARKAT THEN i AM AFRAID THAT I MUST G9 9N T9 SEVERAL 9THER T9PICS AT LENGTHLY DESCRIPTI9N AB9UT THE PERS9NALITY 9F MY DESCENDANT. NATURALLY I WILL LIST 6EF9REHAND A SET 9F TRIGGERS THAT MAY 9R MAY N9T BE MENTI9NED DUR9NG THE C9URSE 9F THE C9NVERESATI9N S9 THAT Y9U MAY 3E ALL9WED AMPLE TIME T9 6RACE Y0URSELF F9R SAID TRIGGERS. THESE TRIGGERS INCLUDE 6AD LANGUAGE.

Friend:OH I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T REALISE I WAS TALKING TO THE ALMIGHTY FUCKASS, ALLOW ME TO WASH YOUR FEET WITH TRIGGERS BEFORE I GO MOON THE MOTHERGRUB

KARKAT OUT

Me:KARKAT I THINK IT W9ULD 6E F9R THE 6EST IF I WERE T9 SIT Y9U D9WN AND HAVE A C9NVERSATI9N WITH Y9U AB9UT Y9UR ATTITUDE. THERE ARE MANY PE9LE, INCLUDING MYSELF, WH9 FIND Y9UR F9UL LANGAUGE AND FRANKLY TERRI6LE (#trigger) METAPH9RICAL C9ME6ACKS T9 BE EXTREMELY TRIGGERING. I W9ULD IMPL9RE THAT Y9U THINK 9F 9THERS AND H09W THEY FEEL A69UT THE THINGS Y9U SAY 6EF9RE Y9U 6EGIN T9 SPEAK. IT W9ULD 6E GREATLY APPRECIATED 6Y THE MASSES IF Y9U WERE T9 CUT 6ACK 9N Y9UR LANGAUGE AND P9SSI6LY ST9P SH9UTING S9 MUCH. I FEEL THAT THERE IS A P9SSI6ILITY THAT Y9U MAY HAVE S9ME ANGER ISSUES AND, WHILE THIS IS MERELY MY 9PINI9N9N THE DE6ATE, I 6ELIEVE IT W9ULD BE G99D F9R Y9U IF Y9U WERE T9 P9SSIBLY TRY T9 W9RK 9UT WHERE THESE ANGER ISSUES ARE C9MING FR9M. IF I MAY SUGGEST MAYBE GETTING A KISMESIS (#trigger) 9N WH9M Y9U MAY TAKE Y9UR ANGER 9UT 9N MIGHT BE APPR9PRIATE. PLEASE MAKE SURE THAT THE KISMESIS (#trigger) IS M9ST DEFINITELY RECIPR9CATED 6ECAUSE IF IT IS N9T THEN THERE IS A VERY HIGH CHANCE THAT Y9U MAY HURT S9ME9NES FEELINGS F9R P9INTING ALL 9F Y9UR ANGER AT THEM.

Friend:UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

Me:I WILL TAKE THAT GR9AN AS A 100% N9N-SEXUAL (#trigger) N9N-AGGRAVATED THANK Y9U F9R 6EING S9 SH9RT AND H9NEST WITH MY REPLY

Y9U ARE WELC9ME KARKAT

Friend:GO FUCK YOURSELF KANKRI

Me:I TH9UGHT I C9VERED Y9UR USE 9F SEXUAL (#trigger) PR9FANITY IN MY SH9RT LECTURE JUST N9W. Y9U D9 N9T SEEM T9 GRASP THE C9NCEPT THAT 6Y SAYING ALL THESE TRIGGER W9RDS Y9U ARE M9RE THAN LIKELY DEEPLY 9FFENDING S9ME9NE. INSTEAD 9F USING SUCH SEXUALIZED (#trigger) LANGUAGE, PLEASE SAY S9METHING A LITTLE M9RE AGE APPR9PRIATE

Friend:OH MY GOD YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE, I WANT TO JUST SHOVE A HOOFBEAST IN YOUR MOUTH JUST TO MAKE YOU SHUT THE HELL UP

Me:KARKAT. I DID N9T WISH T9 HAVE T9 C9ME T9 THIS, 6UT I AM AFRAID I MAY HAVE T9 USE TRIGGERING LANGUAGE IN 9RDER T9 GET MY P9INT ACR9SS. SUCH TRIGGERS INCLUDE F9UL LANGUAGE, A6USIVE LANGUAGE, P9SSI6LE VI9LENCE, BL99D, HEM9PH9BIC SLURS, Y9 MAMA GRUB J9KES, SPEECH 9F AN 9BSCENE NATURE AND P9SSIBLY GAY BASHING

(#trigger)(#trigger)(#trigger)(#trigger)(#trigger)(#trigger)(#trigger)(#trigger)

[hipstercanada]

❤❤❤❤❤This is the beautiful person award ~ ! Once you are given this award you are supposed to paste it in the ask of eight different people who, in your opinion, deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out ❤❤❤❤❤

Aww thanks! Will do!

[sassy-motherfucker]

So i reblogged one of those 'How well do you know me' things

And i got two answers. They are too beautiful to not show you. 1.First name: Anastasia Nickname: Tanzie~Chan Age: 16 Gender: Female Nationality: British Relationship status: Single pringle ready to flamingle. Likes: Gay swimmers and titan-killers Dislikes: Bad artists/penis (at times) Random fact: You helped sunnysloth create her second asshole through some sort of conspiracy 2.Your name is ANASTASIA, but you often go by the names of ANNIE or TANZIE. You are 16 YEARS OLD and you are FEMALE. You are SEXY FREE AND SINGLE, READY TO MINGLE and are WHITE BRITISH. You have a great fondness for LISTS, YAOI PAIRINGS, BOOBS and LISTS ABOUT BOOBS AND YAOI. You also love SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN and FREE IWATOBI SWIM CLUB. You dislike MESS OF ANY KIND which makes you a lot like CORPORAL LEVI RIVAILLE in some respects. You have a teddy called PUDSEY and you often call him BOOTYLICIOUS.

[sassy-motherfucker]

I'm loved enough to get one of these?! YES WIN

28 MINUTES AGO + 0 NOTES

1..Always post the rules 

2. Answer the questions from the person who tagged you and make 11 new ones.

3. Tag 11 people and link them to the post

4. Let them know you’ve tagged them ---------------------

1. Have you ever done the sexting thing? Um........ no  Maybe a little But not fully heheh >///<

2. What’s your favourite superhero? Deadpool. Deadpool is the funniest son of a bitch i have ever had the pleasure of knowing about

3. And your favourite game? Skyriiiiiiiiim also kingdom hearts ... and pokemon nope cant decide sorry

4. If you could have one superhability, what would it be? SHAPESHIFTIIIING

5. What languages would you like to already know? I wanna know all the language literally its like my lifetime goal I find them easy to pick up so Its gonna happen.

6. What’s your favourite movie? The Labyrinth with David Bowie in it Godammit Ludo you lovable bastard

7. Do you believe in something? (Not necessarily God) I believein my ability to GET SHIT DONE

8. If you could end war and make the world to be in peace, but you would die in the process, would you accept? That depends, how long would it take for some asshole to come along and fuck it up?

9. Rainy or sunny? Rainy, I burn faaar too easily for sunny

10. Have you ever been in a relationship? Twice Wasnt my thing *Too many personal boundaries for that shit Resigned to cats*

11. Would you like to have an homosexual (in case of heterosexual) or heterosexual (in case of homosexual) experience or have you ever experieced one? Well i can swing either way but i have only dated a boy before, so I would quite like to date a girl :D --------- As you can see, my answers are damn fine. Now Mah turn 1.favourite anime? 2. If you had to choose between being the ultimate sex icon but never getting any at all or being super ugly but getting all the sex, which would you choose? 3.Most awesome thing you have ever done? 4.Do you got da booty? 5. Favourite book series? 6. Have you ever read yaoi/yuri? *be truthful here guys 7. Can you draw? *if so draw me a picture!* 8. Do you have any weird ass sex canons for an anime you watch? 9.Have you ever written a fanfiction? 10. If i were to send you a message, would you chat and be my friend? 11. If i were too scared to send one, would you?? :3