Shamrock Shocker & Spider-Menace!
The following is an Op-Ed piece by one of our veteran reporters:
Above: Along came a spider... camera footage catches crawler!
We just got new photos in from our main source for the Web Sling'in Spiderman. He was out and about in Brooklyn no doubt riling up the civies like there was no tomorrow an' this time he had friends!
Above: Shamrock shambles and the Shocker's rock-headed ally.
No clue who his green-suited, red-headed friend was but she was sporting a clover leaf on her costume. Maybe she is Leaf-girl. Maybe Canadian? Or perhaps the Lucky-Charmer!? I don't know, but they were also fighting with a real tough guy who seemed to be throwin' around people like it was no one's business.
Above: Shocker's samurai steps forwards... what's going on?
Just what was Spider-Man and his small gang up to? Who knows, but they seemed to enjoy beating up on the shipping and receiving workers at a local dockyard. I wonder why no one phoned the cops? Do people assume masked vigilantes are enough to police the state? Maybe no one had time to call them due to all the ruckus Spider-joke and his crew were causin'.
Above: Samurai's sun sword flares to life. Spidey sneaks behind.
I guess next time the real heroes in blue will be around to stop these menaces. From account of people who were walkin' by, they got glimpses of some Samurai security worker who seemed to be taking the full toll of the fight - he was seen trying to break things up but got taken down along with the rest of the people who were there working their 9 to 5.
There were reports of someone else who was trying to stop everything but he sped away fast when he couldn't stop the menacing foes. No word yet on whom might have been helping those folks out. The Samurai was abducted by our 'heroes' who seemed to be disturbing the peace. I guess we'll have to wait and see what the Spider-joke might be menacing next time in our next report.
~Reported by Jane Joanna Jameson.
((OOC Words: Motifa))
((OOC Pictures: Jay))