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“No Fuss, No Fun”
An Editorial Satire, about cans of worms
:-P
As relevant as always.
The Daily Bugle Blog turned 1 today!
It's been a very quiet holiday period, possibly the least active RP-wise than in past seasons on the Marvel sim. Blog submissions have been next to null, but stories seem to be trickling back in and some people are picking up their classes again.
Your Editor has felt some pretty bad burn-out on top of the seasonal inactivity and there's been some big changes in Leadership and Administration.
Some rule changes have also happened in recent weeks that you may have missed notices on:
Created power privileges have been opened up somewhat, including Empathy, Telepathy, and Energy Absorb~Redirect. Check the created URL below for limitations and speak your mind if you think any other changes would be beneficial. No system is set in stone and the needs of players are forever changing as people come and go.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_3YbAnfUK7U0joTKArmnkCTK9jtPCG5_Z3PqqFw7Dec
3rd Role apps have opened up somewhat too, on a case by case basis, if you've been more active than the requirements for your two roles. Check the latest rules URL from the mall's info card to see the specifics. Additionally (though the URL hasn't been updated on this, it was sent in an official notice) as of October 5th 2014 it seems it doesn't matter whether the 3rd role is from the Most Wanted lists or a Villain any more, but you may want to double-check that with a GM.
IC team leader roles requiring weekly activity seems to have changed too, in favour of leniency. This needs confirmation, but from what I understand it doesn't make much sense for Maria Hill or Captain America to be running hands-on lessons for the kiddie heroes every week, and nobody expects you to 'break character' for such a thing. Realistically, the leaders delegate this stuff.
Does that mean players of these roles can show up less than the rest of us? Nope, but the nature of their appearances should be appropriate to their position and they should definitely try to be available for story arcs that clearly require their attention. Maria Hill won't be down on the street fighting Rhino in a bank heist, but Captain America just might, when it's relevant to his own team's investigations or he's on-hand and feels compelled by his sense of honour. The key is role-appropriateness. That said, there's nothing stopping IC leaders from NPCing some faceless agent as training instructors or playing combat robots etc, when there's enough people interested in doing a session. Or they could host some informal face-to-face time with their immediate subordinates.
Something else seems to be brewing in the works for the sim as a whole. The comics are soon to smash various universes together, into a kind of 616 Ultimates sandwich called Battleworld. Given the numerous incursions in the sim I wouldn't be surprised if something similar happens in the RP to allow players to avail of more options than ever before. I guess we will wait and see!
Excelsior, Editor-in-Chief.
Til Death Do Us Part
The Shadow Under Brooklyn
It all started when Dr. Strange felt a disturbance in the force. Or magic weave. Whatever that thing is. Basically, he knew something was wrong, and decided to get some heroes together to go check it out. He, Clea, Valkyrie, the Black Knight, Iron Fist, Scarlet Witch, She-Hulk, and others descended into the subways under Brooklyn and discovered a magic sigil guarded by cultists.
This was a gate into a seriously creepy secret sanctum belonging to the cult of Shuma-Gorath. They fought their way to the ritual chamber, and found the leaders of Shuma's cult performing some kind of ritual on Lady Death herself!
Quick action by the Black Knight interrupted the ritual, but Arioch and the rest of the cultists escaped. Unfortunately, the Necropsy ritual, which was supposed to kill Death and make the universe into a deathless one, halfway worked.
She was now powerless, and for the time being, nothing in the universe would be able to die.
Miracle Day?
Strange took Lady Death to the Sanctum for protection, but it wasn't long until cultists led by Ebora attacked it.
Heroes arrived to drive them off, but it would only be a matter of time til they attacked again, so they needed a plan to give Death her powers back.
So Strange and Death went to ask the Avengers for help. Unfortunately, Arioch himself appeared, and used his almost infinite magic powers to attack the Avengers and try to kill Death.
Luckily Rogue put a stop to it by absorbing all of his energy, knowledge, and his entire body into herself, but she quickly went crazy with power and went on the run.
Eventually Captain Marvel cornered Rogue and helped Dr Strange cast a spell to calm her down, and Rogue told them about where they might find the Tablet of Life and Time, which held the spell that could reverse the Necropsy Ritual and give Death her powers back. She also told them that the Spear of Destiny could seriously damage Shuma-Gorath, and they should get that as well.So plans were madeto travel to Hel to get the Spear from Hela, and travel to Lemuria to get the Tablets from the evil god Dagon.
Hel or High Water
Dr. Strange and Valkyrie led heroes to Hel to negotiate with Hela and try to get her to give up the Spear of Destiny, but they were interrupted by an attack from Water Elementals loyal to Shuma-Gorath.
Hela told them she'd give them the spear of they fought off the elementals and their leader Hydrax, so they battled them right outside Hela's castle. They sent the elementals into the lake of fire and evaporated them, and Hela gave the Spear to Valkyrie for safekeeping.
Avengers Academy Cull Cultist!
As the heroes of Earth prepared to battle Dagon, Captain Marvel and Valkyrie took the Avengers Academy and JGS students to try and curb the spread of the cult of Shuma-Gorath. They found cultists at the docks led by Ebora. The young heroes split into two groups and attacked from each side in a pincer attack. When all the cultists were dealt with Ebora transformed into a hideous monster and gave them a good thrashing, forcing the teachers to step in and help defeat her. After Ebora was beaten, the Cult presence in NYC evaporated.
Shoggoths in the Sewers
Meanwhile, Magik of the Uncanny X-men discovered another secret enclave of Shuma-Gorath's followers in the sewers under NYC. They fought their way through the Subway tunnels and into the sewers, led by Cyclops and Emma Frost,
until they found the sinister Shoggoth N'Gabthoth hiding in the tunnels. The evil thing attacked the X-men with hundreds of mouths and tentacles while trying to invade their minds with madness!
The Cuckoos fought him in the mental plane while the rest of the X-men fought him in the physical one.
This two-pronged attack won out, and with a huge attack from her Soul Sword, Magik sliced N'Gabthoth in half and ended him.
To the Halls of Dagon!
Namor the Submariner led the attack against the Elder God Dagon, Father of the Dark Depths, who had taken up residence in the main temple in the fallen city of Lemuria.
Seated upon the throne, the Usurper we can call him Zant II
They found a large gathering of Deep Ones worshiping Father Dagon in this throne. They attacked the heroes and a big underwater battle took place.
Dagon started using evil magic on the heroes, and summoning huge tentacles from below. It looked like Namor struck a killing blow on the old one with his trident, but everyone then saw that it was just an illusion. The real Dagon burst out of the ground in his huge true form, and swallowed the Tablet of Life and Time.
An epic battle under the sea gets much bigger
Namor swam into his mouth, and everyone thought he was done for. The heroes desperately attacked the Elder God, but he was quickly gaining the upper hand until Namor burst out from inside his stomach with the tablet like an aquatic Moses. This greatly weakened Dagon and allowed the other heroes a chance to defeat him and banish him back to the Abyss.
The Madness of Shuma-Gorath
On the night before All Hallows Eve, when the barrier between worlds was weak, Dr Strange started the ritual to give Death her powers back. Heroes gathered in central park to defend him from Shuma-Gorath's minions, but were shocked when Rogue reappeared and summoned the old god to Earth!
She was still possessed by Arioch, and with his last bit of influence forced her to bring forth the Void Made Flesh himself! Shuma-Gorath's huge form rose out of the lake, and wasted no time in mind controlling most of the nearby civilians into attacking the gathered heroes.
As they tried to disable people without hurting them, the heroes also had to death with Shuma's insanely strong attacks and disintegrating eye beams. Even Thor and She Hulk's strongest attacks didn't do much against Shuma-Gorath. But Valkyrie struck him with the Spear of Destiny, and weakened him severely.
He split into smaller bits to annoy the heroes, and focused on smashing the shield around Dr strange and Death to finish her off. But Eidolon, Havok, and Rogue were able to protect them, while the remaining heroes focused on the god himself. Seeing he was not winning, Shuma started firing blindly into the city, causing as much damage as possible, trying to use underhanded tactics to try and dissuade the heroes from giving Death her powers back and condemning all the people he just injured to die. But they stood fast, and threw the old god back into the lake as Dr. strange finished the ritual.
Death was repowered, and she blasted Shuma's body away. Balance was returned to the universe, and Shuma-Gorath and his minions were again defeated and banished.
((Story by Vexx))
((Pictures by Jay, Vexx & Cass!))
Tower of Dreams Part 2
When we last left out heroes, they had just defeated Jean Grey's evil shadow self, and opened the way to the next floor of Nightmare's Tower of Dreams. Upon reaching the next floor, the heroes confronted a grisly scene featuring a hospital room and a bleeding statue of a woman. The young Luke immediately recognized the statue as depicting his mother, who died giving birth to him. Without warning, the statue split open, and Schism, Luke's Shadow Self, emerged, taunting the young man with guilt over causing his mother's death, and the resulting attempts he had made to reconcile it with himself. While unleashing powerful psychic blasts and causing emotional shifts in his allies, turning them against each other, Luke eventually gained the inner strength to confront his inner demons and accept them, giving him the power to strike down his Shadow. He took Schism's gender staff for his own, symbolizing his newfound personal understanding, and the way to the next floor opened...
By process of elimination, the fifth floor of the Tower of Dreams held Psylocke's dreaded Shadow Self. Taking the form of a metal-winged personification of her greatest regrets, Deathangel attacked the heroes with the brutal efficiency of a trained killer. Psylocke was confronted by the torrent of souls of the people she'd killed, and was nearly crushed under the weight of their pain. Bearing the wings of Archangel, her former lover whom she killed, Deathangel tore into the heroes with razor sharp feathers and brutal psychic assaults. When all seemed hopeless, Psylocke came to grips with her violent past, and swore off of killing alltogether. This stripped Deathangel of her powers, allowing the heroes to defeat her and open the way to the tower summit.
Armed with new found confidence and understanding of their own inner demons, the five dreamers finally reached the top of the Tower of Dreams. Nightmare himself awaited them, and showed his displeasure at their continued persistence. Angered, Nightmare transformed himself into a massive giant, and tried to sweep the heroes off the roof of the tower with pure strength. Finally linking their powers and using them in tandem, Fractal, Psylocke, Luke, Quicksilver, and Jean shattered Nightmare's mask, which served as his defense against psychic powers. Together, the three psychic s leveled a psychic attack at Nightmare, actually damaging his powerful mind, which led to his body shattering as well. He cursed the heroes as he fell from the tower, and the nightmare realm shattered along with him. The heroes all awoke in their various beds, as if nothing had happened. But the memories remained, and all of them took away a greater understanding of themselves, and hopefully, some of their demons had been slain.
Editor's Reblog ~ Just Because!
Nightcrawler & Family
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this is so fucking sad because he was abandoned and raised as a circus freak
I would like to point out that while Azazel was only interested in impregnating women (long story short: he needs children to stay in this dimension), Mystique fell for him when she first saw him. Azazel fell for her too despite himself. Azazel had to leave while Mystique was pregnant with Nighty because he was a target and did not want to have the same fate come to Mystique and the unborn child. Mystique was found out as a mutant and was chased after by a mob! And because of said mob, had to toss him down a ravine. Nighty either teleported or Azazel teleported him elsewhere.
It wasn’t like Azazel and Mystique were shitty parents and just decided to abandon him on the fly. Please don’t anyone think that. This is still one of the cutest families in all of Marvel that I know of.
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A Reblog of someone else's reblog, on the origins of Nightcrawler. While we're at it, here's a few more Fan Arts!
Tower of Dreams Part 1
Did you ever have a dream that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream?
For five unlucky heroes, this was their reality one fateful night. The Lord of Dreams, Nightmare, chose the heroes Psylocke, Quicksilver, Tantrum, Fractal, and the time-displaced Jean Grey to pull into his Dream Dimension as they slept. Intent on feeding upon their fear, Nightmare placed them before the monstrous Tower of Dreams: a spire composed of pure dream stuff, and challenged them to reach the summit or die within his world...
Quicksilver's quick on the double
Entering the Tower's first level, the group came upon a strange being. Calling himself a Shadow, the true self, the being took the form of a twisted version of Pietro Maximoff, and taunted him with horrific truths about Quicksilver's anger at the slowness of others and his own insecurities about his powers. All the while assaulting the rest of the party with lightning fast attacks, he then took the form of Magneto, bringing forth Quicksilver's greatest fear, that he would become his villainous father. The speedster found the strength to reject his own inner shadow, while accepting his own flaws, and defeated him, smashing the Magneto helmet and rejecting what it represented. A way opened to the next level...
The group came upon a theater stage, and as the curtains parted, they confronted a strange puppet creature that closely resembled the cyborg Fractal. The young Avenger froze in horror, as the figure taunted her and brought forth her own insecurities about her true nature. Was she really a person in a robot body? Or was she just programmed to think that? The puppet lashed out at her allies with razor-like strings and detachable limbs, while Fractal struggled to retain her sanity.
Teamate Psylocke contacted Fractal mind-to-mind, and remarked that if she was an android, this would be impossible, and she seemed to pull herself together, smashing apart the puppet, and accepting her own fate. Confident she was actually human, Fractal led the charge to the next level of the Tower.
Jeannie's dream burns everything
Though when all seemed lost, her friends and teamates encouraged Jean Grey to fight through her fear, and she gained the confidence to physically reject her horrible destiny and trade blows with Shadow Phoenix. In an attempt to regain the upper hand, the Shadow summoned chained facimilies of Cyclops, Iceman, Angel, and Beast, and forced them to attack the heroes
Jean did not falter, and continued her assault, and smote Shadow Phoenix with her newly awakened powers. All that was left was a Phoenix Egg, symbolizing Jean's future destiny as the host of the cosmic firebird. She smashed the egg, rejecting her predestined fate, and swore to forge her own destiny. The way opened to the next level of the tower. What will await them? Come back and find out soon!
((Words by Vesperacross))
((Pictures by Vesperacross and Jay))
Yeti Strikes Yet-again!
The fearsome Wendigo has struck again, this time at the docks near Brooklyn. It has come to light that the shipment being attacked was a travelling museum exhibit, touring the world on loan from the Israeli Museum of Antiquities.
Very few crew members survived, but the fact that any did make it out alive is thanks to the intervention of heroes Nightcrawler, Optic, and a new armoured vigilante. When X-man Kurt Wagner arrived, it wasn't long before Wendigo's accomplices made themselves known, by teleporting a speeding cop-car right at him! Kurt then engaged the swarm of Red Bamfs in battle, distracting them from their cargo plundering mission.
Kurt saved the cops from a fiery death by teleporting them out of the flying car, moments before it exploded into a freight truck with a bright mushroom cloud of flames. Next, our new bright young star in armour began firing lasers at the Wendigo while flying around the docks, slowing the monster's progress. Meanwhile, the Bamfs leader charged at Kurt riding a hellish goat, only to have a metal ship door flung open into his wicked little face at the last moment!
During the battle Kurt was crushed against the ship by Wendigo wielding a heavy anchor, and was flung into the ship's hold. Azazel, master of the Bamfs, appeared atop the ship holding an explosive device on a short fuse! He flung it into the hold with the intention of destroying the vessel and its contents. The new armoured hero leapt inside, and somehow carried the bomb through the ship's hull and into the water, where it detonated like a depth charge which unsettled the river and ruptured the hull, flooding the ship.
The heroine Optic arrived and made sure Kurt was safely removed before he drowned, but the priceless artefacts from the Exodus Exhibit had become mere flotsam on the filthy water. Police and medical crews took care of survivors and thanked our heroes.
"This was a heinous assault on an irreplaceable cultural cache. Several items are missing, flood-damaged, and in one case wilfully vandalised. The sealed sarcophagus of the fabled Pharaoh's Sorcerer was broken into, and its hand deliberately torn off!" ~Curator of the NYC Museum.
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In other news, one of the survivors was spotted wearing the notorious anti-mutant slogans, FOH, on a t-shirt. The man, whose life was saved by the mutant Nightcrawler's actions, adamantly refused to comment, but was later seen leaving the scene tearing off his shirt and throwing it into the gutter.
~Reported by Bill O' Rytes
((OOC: Words & Pictures by Jay))
In this time we pay our respects to the beloved teacher, mentor, friend , warrior and hero. James "Logan" Howlett III a.k.a. Wolverine. Rest in peace and may a choir of angels sing thee to thy rest. A word from all who knew him and/or cared for him:
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"He'll be back. The grouchy old men in my life never seem to stay dead. He's too stubborn to die." ~ Hope Summers.
"I'll believe it when I see the body! And even then, I might not believe it!" ~ Kitty Pryde. (somewhat hysterical on the phone).
"Mr. Howlett knew what greatness was and how to nourish it. He never let us students go from his sight without reminding us how much potential we had. He always had a gentleness in his heart for the students, even if he did not show it all the time. I know of these moments, personally and know how much he cared for all of us. We did not just lose a headmaster, we lost a father figure." ~Luke, 'Tantrum' Larkham, Former student.
"Mr. Logan took me in when others wanted to send me away and he always believed in me. The world is darker with him gone unless we shine brighter in his dream of mutant and human coexistence." ~ Isaac 'Synergy' Gausman, Former student.
Doop is very upset. That rat-fink still owes Doop 20 metric tons of head cheese! Wolverine... very inconsiderate bastard for dying on old friend Doop. ~ ♎♉♉♇, aka 'Doop', JGS.
"The death of Wolverine has robbed the world of one of its true champions, a man who stood up for what was right and just and selflessly gave of himself to try to make the world a better place for all. Rest in peace, Logan. You will be missed." ~ Alex Summers / Havok.
"Logan kept a better man's dream alive, and it made himself a better man. He fought so that many wouldn't have to." ~ Sentry.
"In life, especially when you're me, there is an endless stream of intolerant, stupid and slow individuals. Logan was only one of those three, he continued Xavier's dream, he offered mutant children a place to go to when the rest of the world had shunned them, when even their own families refused to accept them. Logan was the definition of a hero" ~ Quicksilver.
" Many didn't know Logan's softer side. He cared deeply for the students and would do anything to keep them from being hurt. A great hole has opened today that will not be easily filled." ~ Paige "Husk" Guthrie.
""Words cannot properly describe the anguish and loss we feel at this time. In our line of work, we see much, but it never gets easier to lose a member of our team. He was more than just a fierce warrior and hero, he was also a loyal, good friend and mentor to all who earned his trust. Our thoughts are now with his students, his friends, and his loved ones at this time of grief and we extend our warmest sympathies to them. We will extend a much more detailed press release at this time, for now we simply ask for the sake of those who cared about him the space and privacy to deal with this loss." ~ The Avengers & Tony Stark.
"He was a kind-hearted man, who may come across as a monster, but he had a soft side that was there for anyone who had there own inner beast to face.... the death of him is a great lost and i will miss him deeply." ~ Kyle Jenson, JGS.
"I never got a chance to really know Wolverine, but he seemed a fair and good man. And now he's gone. But not forgotten." ~ Harry Tennant, JGS.
"I didn't know the old man for long, but he gave me and my brothers a place to belong, a place our powers were made safe and strong. I'm gonna fight for what he believed in!" ~ Stephan Tennant, JGS.
"When i came to Jean Grey School, i felt... alone, and had more than a few secrets. I was scared of what the world would think of me, as a mutant and as other things. While i didn't know Logan personally, i know that he is ultimately the reason i don't feel alone or scared anymore. Thank you, Wolverine" ~ Johnny Tennant, JGS.
"Wolverines passing is a sad occasion. He was a pioneer, and a fervent supporter of mutants rights. He will be missed." ~ Alex Verger.
"He will be truly missed. A Hero and friend to many and a true member of the X-men" ~ Shamrock.
"You know Logan I always figure i would die before you. I don't even know how this is possible. I'm not sure what to do with myself. When i first came here i wasn't the greatest of people but you helped me anyway you and darling X-23. To this day i still have no idea why but if it wasn't for you I may not have any friends at all. I may not be here. You helped save me when my life was in danger. I can't thank you enough for that. Logan I hope you rest peacefully wherever you go. I'm not sure what the saying is on Earth but may you be fabulous in the here after." ~Ariel
"He'll be back!" ~ Risu Misu.
"I am Groot" ~ Groot.
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Even his enemies have had an outpouring of farewells, within which lurks what an optimist might even call sentiment:
"The hairy beast named Logan has been the object of my hate for a long time, but now that he is gone I find myself angry, like a part of my being has been excised without my approval. Someone will pay for this." ~ Maximilian Von Frankenstein.
"Wolverine died a warrior's death. And he lived as he died, fighting for his children to have a better tomorrow. I can respect a man who tries that. It's a shame that Charles' tomorrow will never come. Mutants will rise against their weaker kin, and all will burn. See you in Hell." ~ Azazel.
Long Lived Logan, Dead Master of JGS...
The Jean Grey Institute of Higher Learning is saddened to report the death of their Headmaster, James Howlett, aka Logan, better known as the X-Man, Wolverine.
Earlier today, while strolling the grounds of the Institute, Logan was approached by whom he thought was Armor but was in fact the known mutant terrorist, Mystique who attempted to stab him.
He managed to avoid the attack but when he pursued Mystique outside of the Institute grounds he stumbled into an ambush Mystique had set up of Lady Deathstrike, The Silver Samurai, and Gorgon.
It has also been rumoured that Lord Azazel was also present, but could not intervene for reasons unknown.
After a valiant battle, Wolverine finally fell to the combined assault of his arch-foes ... and died as he had lived, fighting!
Having heard a commotion outside, the real Armor discovered the assassins quarrelling over who would get Logans corpse.
Maddened by grief, Armor manifested a giant form of her force field warrior and managed to drive Mystique and her murderous cadre off.
Funeral services for Logan will be announced...
((Words by Danny, Pics by Jay))
Brood War!
During a recent Avengers' mission to shut down AIM's recent portal-opening plot, the Avenger known as Carol Danvers, aka Captain Marvel, was severely injured.
Unknown to everyone, including herself, she had been implanted with the embryo of a Brood Queen! Over the next few weeks, the queen incubated inside her body, and slowly began influencing her actions.
It drove Carol Danvers to begin creating Brood nests all throughout the city. Eventually, civilians began to vanish, and the Avengers were called in to investigate! Upon finding a brood nest, a further investigation began into trying to root out the brood queen.
Meanwhile, in space, the Guardians of the Galaxy were contacted by Abigail Brand of SWORD, who took them to intercept a massive living Brood ship en route to the planet. The Guardians engaged the brood in battle, but it soon became apparent that they were not here to fight. In fact, these Brood seemed to be non-hostile.
Their leader, one of the Hulk's former allies called No-Name, introduced itself, and explained that they were coming to investigate a psionic signal sent by a Brood queen on Earth. the Guardians agreed to escort No-Name to avengers tower, so that Earth's Mightiest may be appraised of the situation.
At the Avengers meeting, No-Name and the Guardians appeared to inform them of the issues. However, the peaceful Brood immediately sensed the Queen within Captain Marvel, and suddenly all eyes were on Danvers. Sensing her jig was up, the infested Captain attacked the combined Avengers and Guardians force, and escaped the tower into the city. The hunt soon began for Marvel, before she could bring down Earth with a horde of Broodlings from within.
A week later, the main nest was located in Carol Danvers' former home, the Statue of Liberty. The avengers, X-men, Guardians and SHIELD began their attack of the island, but by then, she had prepared by breeding two massive Brood Colossi.
The battle raged all around the statue and high in the air. Captain Marvel's powers were augmented and enhanced by the Brood's biotechnology, and even the mighty Thor found her to be more than a match.
But teamwork soon turned the battle against the infested Avenger, and with fine use of Lady Liberty's torch in the hands of an angered Asgardian, she was brought low.
SHIELD teams moved in to finish off the remaining brood who, without their queen's direction, were disorganized and easily exterminated. Carol Danvers herself was brought to the Peak, where Beast of the X-men performed intensive surgery on her to remove the Brood elements. Captain Marvel is expected to return to duty within 2 weeks. The brood were defeated, and all is safe in the stars, for now!
((OOC: Words by Vespera. Pics by Jay))
Friends of Hydra ~ End of an era!
Our investigation into the SHIELD internal affairs fiasco comes to an end at last, dear readers. Spycraft and terrorism clashed and mingled in this tale of technology and hatred. The truth will out:
It began with an Emergency Broadcast, commandeering all our screens across the country. A Hydra spokesman addresses the nation "My fellow American humans..."
Above: Terror broadcast begins from an undisclosed location...
The terrorist, declaring himself part of a purity pact within Hydra, praising Friends of Humanity ideals, went on and on about the 'mutant menace' in our midst, and he furthermore attacked SHIELD for lacking the resolve to handle this threat, which he likened to a Phoenix rising from the ashes. Shockingly, the terrorists exposed unseen footage of CLOC executing friend and foe alike. Agents of Hydra and SHIELD were slain in the name of international secrecy!
Above: Fight terror with terror, CLOC executes final judgement!
Out of nowhere, laser fire from off-camera executed the spokesman. CLOC hovered into view, scanned the vicinity, and hunted down the fleeing Friends of Hydra. SHIELD, frantically tracing the broadcast signal, had finally arrived, with heroes of all kinds along for the ride!
Above: Captain America leads the charge with mutant cavalry!
Captain commanded the raid, leading humans and mutants alike into battle against the gears of bigotry. Sentinels powered on and took to the air, surrounding our heroes and firing volleys of powerful energy beams.
Above: Sentinels surround Quicksilver with phasic prism prison!
Quicksilver sped around the scene, dodging with ease and vibrated one Sentinel's head so badly it exploded! Confirming a serious threat, three Sentinels surrounded him with a prism designed with his powers in mind. Helpless, MrMaximoff was being slowly crushed within the phase-prison!
Above: Latverian Verger pummels Sentinel, pronounced mutant!
The relatively unknown Mr Verger, of rumoured Latverian origin, was seen melting away layers of Sentinel armour with some kind of radioactive shield and blasts. Surprisingly, the Sentinels called him a mutant sympathiser at first, but later declared him mutant.
Above: Spider-Man's senses out-flanked by machine logic!
Spider-Man swung around the compound with perfect precision, weaving between attacks. He webbed several of their faces before a tactical ambush by the giant machines lured the friendly neighbourhood hero into an attack-pattern of crossed beams, incapacitating him!
Above: Explosive uncovery, the roof caves in upon everyone!
Further attacks by vigilant mutants Mercury of JGS, Havok of Unity Squad, and X23 of AA, sent Sentinels reeling with failed systems, and blasts from their robot hands struck the cavern ceiling! Above, SHIELD were preparing an infiltration blast, which was prematurely set off by the crossfire. Exploding, the roof caved in, showering the scene with Agents!
Above: Sentinels fall, Sentinels flee, Sentinels bleed...
One of the more shocking revelations was when Magneto himself showed up to save his son from certain death. The master of magnetism might not be as strong as he once was, but in his righteous rage he buckled and tore off the head of a Sentinel, whilst all others began to rattle. The remaining two attacking his son looked at one-another... and fled! The machines actually turned tail and ran from the fugitive father's wrath.
Above: Magneto saves his son from Sentinel death-sentence!
Maria Hill's people busied themselves with tracking down and detaining as many terrorists as possible, while she herself focussed on CLOC, who was still executing summary justice without mercy. She managed to catch CLOC in an EMP grenade, powering it down. She moved in for the 'kill' it would seem, but Captain and Quicksilver had other ideas.
Above: Captain confronts Hill, before both are suicide-bombed!
Maximoff stood sentry between CLOC and Hill, enraged at her treatment of the situation, and other accusations were flung around in heated arguments. The Sentinels were being finished off by X23, Magneto and Havok, meanwhile, but two Hydra mechs activated self-destruct and charged for Cap and Hill! They took cover, using fallen debris to soak the blast.
Above: Mercury rises... angry Quicksilver saves CLOC from Hill?!
In the wake of the chaos, silence fell and so did a large part of a fake wall at the back of the cavern. A whole separate fleet of brand new, grey-blue Sentinels was partially unveiled. As heroes continued to argue the implications, in particular mutant outrage was expressed, a shadowy figure moved between the hidden machines. They all powered on, and blew themselves up!
Above: The penny drops. Heroes handle threat, but what's next?
Almost unrecognisable now, rumour has it that one of the burning panels in the wreckage had a SHIELD logo, but no statement has yet been released from the UN agency. As the mushroom cloud rose into the sky, something fell to the floor between Captain and Hill's feet. A charred, burning eye-patch.
No doubt SHIELD will be conducting a vast internal investigation following the implications of compromised assets, whistle-blowing soldiers, and amidst accusations of a SHIELD Sentinel Program.
~Reported by Jay El Quandry, Co-Editor-In-Chief.
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Follow-up Report: Behind the scenes of machine paranoia!
In the days after the final showdown, it came to light that CLOC, as we know him, had been compromised by superior program code which he himself had integrated with his matrix, as a means to forecast cultural shifts and prevent a second superhuman civil war.
It was CLOC who had silenced the whistle-blowers, CLOC who kidnapped the Wiki-leaks researcher, and CLOC who convinced a US Senator to join him in protective custody while she was replaced by an LMD of herself. That LMD was later found in her panic-bunker, surrounded by dead FOH goons who thought they were interrogating her. CLOC later admitted it used the LMD to counter-interrogate the terrorists before neutralising them, and using their intel to hunt down their HQ.
Explaining that he could trust no-one, not even Maria Hill - given that her agency had both infiltrators and conscientious objectors on the verge of radicalising - CLOC took the entire conspiracy into his own hands, at one point even abusing Sentry's trust to nuke those compromised safe-houses.
It is expected that CLOC will be debriefed, decommissioned, and likely reset to its original programming to serve as Sentry's crisis management tool and nothing more. Sources assure us that CLOC has agreed to all these terms, given an Avenger vote on the matter.
And that, dear readers, concludes our investigation. Do you have any questions? Concerns? Comments from experts? Please, please let us know by contacting the Daily Bugle!
((OOC Words & Pictures: Jay))
High-Speed Crime-Free-Spree!
Caught on a series of cameras across the city in a time-frame of a matter of seconds, high-speed crime-stoppers Quicksilver and Sentry were seen laying low muggers, druggies, and bank-robbers!
The first scene took place in Central Park, where hooded hoodlums turned highway-men against an unsuspecting woman. Quicksilver arrived in a blue blur, taking the muggers by surprise. Sentry arrived in a golden blur, but promptly crashed through a fence. Better work on those fast landings, golden man! He picked himself up and launched a mugger into the Lake, however.
Above: Blurring across shot, Quicksilver disarms bank-robbers!
Next, at the CitiBank just off 5th Avenue, the heroic blurs returned. Sentry came smashing through the revolving glass doors and took a few bullets while miraculously repairing the glass panes. Quicksilver disarmed the gun-wielding wackos and Sentry shut the unlocked vault, wishing the customers a good day, before both left in a hurry!
Above: Golden glimmer? Activities obscured by Sentry's light.
Next stop, Hellfire Club's back alley. Unfortunately all footage of this incident was obscured by golden light flaring into our lenses and all surrounding surveillance lenses. From what little we could make out, a drug-addled mutant and his dealer were having a fight. Quicksilver (presumably) stole the dealer away to safety just before he could be crushed to death. Sentry (allegedly) upper-cut the stoned goon and then leapt into the air to spin-kick him through a high window. The private property damage lawsuit seems to be running into technical difficulties.
Above: Fire-power, anti-Gravity, and illegal pharmaceuticals.
The next stop on these mere moments of crime prevention was the hospital. What appeared to be an organised drug trade between a doctor and more hooded goons was going on. But negotiations got out of hand and the clown-masked men began to manifest powers, running up walls with ease. The doctor's protector, thought to be his mutant brother, fired flames at the clowns. Our speedy heroes were listening in, and finally intervened.
Above: Hospital heist! Speedsters lay the smackdown on clowns.
Another blur of movements and Sentry was running vertically up a wall to take care of a fleeing clown. Down on the ground, Quicksilver ran into trouble when his gravity became .. the sky! Falling skywards, Sentry saved him and with a fastball special spin, flung the speedster at the last fleeing clown for a flying kick. In the distraction, the doctor and his mutant protector had fled, evidently down a fiery tunnel that soon filled with lava.
Above: Clowns downed, drugs detained, doctor disappeared.
The controlled substances that were being traded were returned to the hospital for inventory and their own internal affairs investigation began. In a statement to the Bugle, the chief administrator said the experimental substances were 'catalytic agents for cross-species inoculation'. In layman's terms, it was a special Petri fluid used to transfer cures catered for monkeys and rats onto human patients. Or for treatments for humans to work with mutants, and vice versa.
The Bugle's investigation into this mystery will continue in due course, dear readers, but let us leave you with a statement from the fastest Avenger himself:
"You lot should be thankful you have defenders that act so swiftly, who answer the call of justice. Instead you're prodding me with questions that are a waste of my time and frankly yours as well." ~Quicksilver.
~Reported by Jay El Quandry, Co-Editor-In-Chief.
((OOC Words & Pics: Jay))
A Bloody Fiend on our streets...
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Central Park is no stranger to foul play. Crime takes place daily on its grass, but not often is it the scene for a mass of homicides. Today NYPD have found another body, butchered for all to see in the middle of the park. The name of the victim has not yet been released, but we understand that he is the 10th homicide in the past two weeks. NYPD have been reluctant to share information with the public which makes us at the Bugle wonder: Is this a serial killer?
Above: An artist's impression from eye-witnesses!
When I asked lead detective, Sergeant Doakes "Are you hoping for Super hero intervention?" he had this to say "Super heroes? They say they don't have time for this real sh*t. But you know what? Look around, there are heaps of super heroes here in the god d*mn city. We cops, while the capes are off fighting some big bad motherf***er, we're here on the streets solving the crimes they don't. When was the last time Thor told a family that their loved one ain't comin' home? I'll be making three stops today to do just that. Now you tell me, who the real super heroes are!" ~Sergeant Doakes, NYPD.
The detective might just have a point, and this reporter hopes that our heroes in blue, the NYPD, can bring this criminal to justice.
~Reported by Somme Gerl.
((OOC Words: Harry Bedlam))
((OOC Picture: Jay))
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Shamrock Shocker & Spider-Menace!
The following is an Op-Ed piece by one of our veteran reporters:
Above: Along came a spider... camera footage catches crawler!
We just got new photos in from our main source for the Web Sling'in Spiderman. He was out and about in Brooklyn no doubt riling up the civies like there was no tomorrow an' this time he had friends!
Above: Shamrock shambles and the Shocker's rock-headed ally.
No clue who his green-suited, red-headed friend was but she was sporting a clover leaf on her costume. Maybe she is Leaf-girl. Maybe Canadian? Or perhaps the Lucky-Charmer!? I don't know, but they were also fighting with a real tough guy who seemed to be throwin' around people like it was no one's business.
Above: Shocker's samurai steps forwards... what's going on?
Just what was Spider-Man and his small gang up to? Who knows, but they seemed to enjoy beating up on the shipping and receiving workers at a local dockyard. I wonder why no one phoned the cops? Do people assume masked vigilantes are enough to police the state? Maybe no one had time to call them due to all the ruckus Spider-joke and his crew were causin'.
Above: Samurai's sun sword flares to life. Spidey sneaks behind.
I guess next time the real heroes in blue will be around to stop these menaces. From account of people who were walkin' by, they got glimpses of some Samurai security worker who seemed to be taking the full toll of the fight - he was seen trying to break things up but got taken down along with the rest of the people who were there working their 9 to 5.
There were reports of someone else who was trying to stop everything but he sped away fast when he couldn't stop the menacing foes. No word yet on whom might have been helping those folks out. The Samurai was abducted by our 'heroes' who seemed to be disturbing the peace. I guess we'll have to wait and see what the Spider-joke might be menacing next time in our next report.
~Reported by Jane Joanna Jameson.
((OOC Words: Motifa))
((OOC Pictures: Jay))
Letter from a Reader!
FAO Daily Bugle,
As your readers will know, just last week, the shawarma restaurant near Central Park was attacked, purportedly motivated by revenge for the death of Charles Xavier. Let me assure them that the perpetrators were acting under mental influence, and their words reflected a distorted sense of reality.
Charles Xavier was a fine and honourable man who fervently wished that, some day, all the people of this Earth could live together in peaceful co-operation. To pervert his memory such that innocent people endangered lives in his name is a heinous act. Rest assured that the Enchantress, she who was responsible, is being treated as a priority by my squad and I. Yours respectfully, Alex Summers, Avengers Unity Squad.
Enchanting Divisions
A quiet night in New York was shattered last week when the shawarma restaurant near Central Park, often frequented by members of the world-famous Avengers, was attacked by three women, including known X-Men Firestar and Magma, claiming that they acted in Charles Xavier's name and sought revenge for his death. The women spared nothing, unleashing their full power, but, luckily, some of Earth's Mightiest Heroes were within. A group including Captain America, Spider-Man, Thor, Quicksilver and Havok emerged, engaging with the aggressors and finally defeating them when the Enchantress was knocked unconscious.
Interestingly, once the Enchantress was defeated, the other attackers seemed to lose their appetite for the fight. Whether this was connected to that, or whether they surrendered in the face of being outnumbered, this reporter couldn't say for sure. The Enchantress had spoken of a coming war between the Avengers and mutants: could she have been right?
~Reported by P. Rupp O'Ghandis
((OOC Words: Kenny))
FANTASTIC FEUD! THING QUITS F4! Famous Family In Ruins!
According to sources from ZMT, the rival company to TMZ, there's a dire rumour within the Fantastic Four. Sources are saying that Benjamin J Grimm has left the Fantastic Four team once again.
Bugle sources have contacted Mister Grimm and the rumors are true to the sudden departure. Mr Grimm was quoted saying:
" I love my family very much, but sumtimes it's always good ta leave th' nest once n' awhile. If Reed wuz still here none of this mess woulda have happened. I did'nt think tryin ta protect my family from a wrong descision woulda had this kinda outcome. It's been very stressful ta be a member of th' Fantastic Four without my good ole buddy." ~ Mr Grimm, The Thing.
When asked where he was going Mr. Grimm had this to say. "May head down back ta th' old neighborhood, or France, maybe go back ta bein a stunt man before my UCWF days."
The Bugle would like to send it's best wishes to Benjamin J Grimm.
Above: Grimm, as he walks out the door of the Baxter Building.
Also, according to sources coming out of Avenger's tower, surveillance footage from their camera systems caught some of the spat. An argument between Susan Richards, Johnny Storm, and Benjamin Grimm is reportedly seen. We are attempting to acquire this footage but as-yet have only eye-witness sources to go by. From what they say, the three were seen having a heated disagreement concerning an unsanctioned mission involving the Inhumans. Very few of the exact details were given to the Bugle, but we do know that Johnny Storm has left the Fantastic Four team too, following Benjamin Grimm's exodus, after - according to rumours - his beloved sister slapped him during the argument. We haven't seen this kind of domestic violence between beloved heroic figures since Hank Pym was reported to have slapped his then-wife, Janet Van Dyne. What is the heroic world coming to? We need our heroes united!
The first family of superheroes have been shattered, dear readers, officially broken apart. And without Reed Richards how will the Fantastic Four or Future Foundation survive? No news on his condition is forthcoming at this time. Numerous attempts were made to contact Mr. Johnny Storm but the calls went unanswered. The Daily Bugle and ZMT are working closely to gather more information on everyone's favourite first family.
Will they return? No one knows the future of the World's Greatest Superhero team. We can only hope so, for all our sakes. And that this is one big misunderstanding, or some villainous interference is afoot?
~Reported by Lexie Omega
((OOC Words: Lex Umaga))
((OOC Picture: Jay & Lex))