#sunshineposting

[littlemxsunshine]

i cannot BELIEVE i’m literally replaying hollow knight thinking “damn, if this was silksong this room would’ve been a cool ass gauntlet.” life is so beautiful

[sparrow-in-the-sun]

Sparrow had to applaud herself. It was hard enough managing to sneak in unseen by all these demons (and Well Actually--even saying his name brings a shudder through her back), but getting on top of the chandelier? Top-level work!

Of course, she wasn’t even going to go, but who could miss an opportunity to get dressed up and fuck with people from the multiverse? And now, she had the perfect vantage point to do just that.

Antagonize -- 3rd level enchantment -- Target: @well-actually-youre-wrong You whisper magical words that antagonize one creature of your choice within range. The target must make a Wisdom saving throw. On a failed save, it takes 4d4 psychic damage and must immediately use its reaction, if available, to make a melee attack against another creature of your choice that you can see. If no other creature is within range, the target has disadvantage on the next attack roll it makes before the start of your next turn.

“How’s being married to the lamest guy ever? Oh, wait, you can’t be married to yourself--my bad! Also: I’m not using ANY components to cast this spell, haha!”

((@ing anyone else who’s at the party! Not sure who else is there LOL other than @divorce-master @dilf-dennis @treewitchbitch @hopelessly-devoted-heartsmith and @rockin-knight-of-justice

[denial-d0ll]

when they grip you while you both scroll thru tumblr <3<3<3

[asbestieos]

do i count as a sugar mommy if i bougjt my gf a $2.5k pc and steam games and genshin battle passes

[cure-cosmo]

this is exactly what it’s like when i admit i’ve never heard of mediocre actor #772

[littlemxsunshine]

crazy that the three best christmas movies of all time came out between 1945-1955 and the plots are “affordable housing for all,” “fake dating pop star au,” and “an angel fucked your wife,” respectively. we try so hard but we’ve just been chasing those heights ever since

[littlemxsunshine]

hating the hades 2 ending is fine but the amount of people retroactively writing off all of the MANY fascinating and unique and complex female characters in this game because they’re angry melinoë didn’t get the final say regarding chronos is actually pissing me off a bit

[littlemxsunshine]

F’s in the chat for melinoë bc every time anyone brings up zagreus it really is just like “damn, your brother was so cool. loved that guy. anyway what was your name again?”