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whoever was the last person to edit the 'democrat' wiki page is obviously grossly bias towards republicans

YESSSSSSSSSS YES

SO REMEMBER HOW I SAID I WAS CONSTIPATED

WELL NOT ANYMORE

GUESS WHAT I'M DOING RIGHT NOW

THAT'S RIGHT

I'M SHITTING

oh God I sound like a hobo or something

with no class at all

but seriously I'm so happy

because my tummy feels better now, I feel somewhat lighter

I feel way way way better

I'm no longer unnaturally bloated

so I'm still in the dark on why it happened

but yesterday I got some yogurt and Yakult

and drank them and started passing gas like a... what passes gas so disgustingly? monster? okay

and this morning on the way to school, I really felt it

so I rushed for the bathroom as soon as I arrived

and God it felt so good

but I'm still super gassy and it stinks

but I feel great

YAY

let me explain to you how drunk i was last night:

drunk enough to drink a can of beer willingly

#super disgusting