#superbat headcanon

[andypical]

Superman is a big boy, he rarely encounters humans taller than him, when he walks to the Daily Planet he towers over every single pedestrian on the street; his arms are juicy and voluptuous, his tights thick and proportional to his strong and long legs. His abdomen is a round and soft wall of hard muscle. His pecks are squeezable and bountiful; his shoulders are broad, gigantic—almost disrespectfully so; there is hair all over his body, more abundant in some parts than others: his chest is rich with hair, curly and short, dark and rough, it makes him look older, tougher, more mature; the hair doesn’t stop there, it travels down slightly toward his groin, where his massive and alien member rests, a shaft purpler than a human’s, and abnormally bigger.

Batman is a disciplined powerhouse; his muscles are not natural or god-given; they were worked and sculpted in painful ways that scarred his milky skin forever. His abs are sharp, hard, and inflexible; the paleness of his skin flushes easily, the flush most prominent on the elegant column of his neck and around the pinkish areas of his body like his velvety nipples. His skin is hairless, a result of one particular toxic dump that burned the hair follicles in his body (he almost lost his hair; thankfully, WE had just completed a new hormonal treatment). As a tall man (almost as tall as Clark, but a couple of inches shorter nonetheless) with a well-trained and athletic physique, people could think he was a martial arts master—if it weren’t for that devilish and stylish waist.

[emerys-fics]

I won Superman and Batman at an arcade 💓💓

Superbat confirmed 💞💞

[v00do-d0ll]

I want a superbat fic where Clark and Lois are together and have a good relationship. But Clark gets mind controlled and needs to be talked down. So obviously the JL goes to get Lois and she of course goes with them but.. He’s not listening, It’s like he looking through her and not at her.

He tried to attack her but Bruce pushed her out of the way and let himself get grabbed instead. So he starts talking to him and he stops. Slowly he comes back to himself and collapses into Bruce’s arms.

And Lois watches the whole time. She always knew that they had a special bond, but she thought she did as well. She’s been with him from the beginning but Bruce understands something about him she never will.

And she tries to stay after that. For a while she tries but it’s different somehow. And even though it kills her to do so.. she lets him go. And he doesn’t understand why she keeps saying that he loves Bruce. He loves her.. but slowly, he starts to understand why she said that.

Because he’s always respected Bruce but he also now sees how beautiful he is, inside and out. And eventually, slowly, they start dating. And Clark has never been so happy. It’s different with Bruce.

Bruce completely understands Clark as a civilian and as a hero. And Lois just watches from the side lines. Happy for Clark but sad she couldn’t be that for him..

I’m sure there a fic like this somewhere, I just haven’t found it.

(Please don’t take this as Lois hate. It’s not, she’s great. I just prefer superbat)

[just-peachy-xd]

SuperBat Headcanon #9

In the space between my ears, Bruce loves loves loves when Clark sits on his lap. The pressure is just right, and Clark’s just like a huge warm weighted blanket. Bruce loves just having Clark in his arms and holding him close.

Clark likes feeling held (he’s always holding everyone else, who’s going to hold him?) and it’s prime real estate with easy access to all of Bruce’s sensitive spots.

[just-peachy-xd]

SuperBat Headcanon #8

In the vast canyon that is my mind, I think Clark Kent goes back to school to get a masters in journalism for the heck of it. Lois has had hers for years and it just seemed like a natural career progression. (She was 100% teasing him about it)

Bruce is all for it, cheering him on by helping edit his papers and articles and making Clark coffee whenever he thinks Clark is looking a little droopy and being the most supportive boyfriend there is.

He is a little jealous though. He misses all the time he got to spend with Clark and between their day jobs and their other jobs he barely gets to see him anymore.

Bruce attempts a seduction maneuver because he’s that kind of dumbass who’s jealous of a workload, unbuttoning his shirt sitting next to Clark at Clark’s apartment, but when Clark is focused on something he is focused. He barely batted an eye at Bruce for nearly an hour and a half until he finished his article.

Bruce was mad for at least a week, Clark was clueless until he finally coaxed it out of Bruce. Clark laughed for a little bit but then apologized for not putting as much time into their relationship as he used to. Bruce apologized for being jealous and doubled down on the supportive boyfriend role.

Let’s just say the after-graduation sex was life-altering.

[sweetd0ppio]

superbat AU where... 🦸‍♂️🦇

[sweetd0ppio]

🦸‍♂️🦇 Superbat Headcanons 🦸‍♂️🦇

• Clark is overly touchy, he likes to always have a little physical contact with Bruce — In Justice League meetings, he always makes small gestures, like a hand on his shoulder.

• The other JL members have noticed how Batman tends to let his guard down ever so slightly when Superman comes, his shoulders become just a little more relaxed

• Clark forces Bruce to lay down on the bed when he is stubborn about work and doesn't want to sleep

• "I'll sacrifice myself" x "No. Go to sleep."

• Bruce gets flustered easily, and gets grumpy about it. Like, really grumpy. And when Batman sulks, he sulks.

[just-peachy-xd]

SuperBat Headcanon #7

In honor of Valentine’s Day being today here’s an extra special one for y’all

Bruce truly panics their first Valentine’s Day together. He doesn’t know what to get Clark so he spends nearly all week researching and asking what he might enjoy even going as far to fly to Kansas to ask Ma and Pa Kent in person.

Fast forward to Valentine’s Day and Bruce has everything figured out. He’s going to pick Clark up from work with a bouquet of sunflowers (his favorite) and whisk him off to Clark’s favorite park with the cherry blossom trees where a extravagant picnic is set up for just the two of them and Bruce is going to pepper Clark with kisses because his boyfriend is the best person on earth and in space and Bruce would rather die then let Clark go unspoiled.

Bruce is at work but he can’t focus because he’s so excited for later. But then suddenly his comm goes off. There’s an emergency in space. An assassination of a foreign alien dignitary. They’re threatening war. Bruce is needed in the Watchtower in 30 minutes.

He goes because it’s his duty.

But he’s so angry. Bruce just wanted to show how much he loves Clark and how grateful he is that he has this wonderful, caring person in his life and it’s all ruined because of their duty to humanity.

Batman is extra broody during the mission and Clark can’t figure out why. Was it something that he did? He already made sure to wish Bruce a Happy Valentine’s Day this morning, dropping off a bouquet of white lilies (Bruce’s favorite), a heart shaped pastry, and his coffee order and flew off to work with a kiss on his cheek.

Bruce is pouty, Clark is mopey. No one on this spaceship is having the day they wanted to. Eventually it boils over while they’re on the planet of the assassinated dignitary.

Clark tries to reach out and at least give Bruce a comforting touch, just to let him know that Clark is there for him and Bruce just flinches away like Clark burned him. (Meanwhile Bruce is heavily in the self-hatred trenches and is blaming himself for everything) Clark pulls him aside, promptly apologizing and promising they will be back in a few minutes and asks what the actual hay is going on with you because you weren’t acting like this this morning.

Bruce sighs and gently explains what he had planned to Clark. That he was going to give Clark the absolute perfect date and now everything was ruined because of their stupid line of work. Clark nearly cries, just so touched by the intention, not even because they wouldn’t get to experience it that day, just because Bruce thought about him and what he would enjoy. He gives Bruce a quiet thank you, pressing a kiss to Bruce’s cheek.

Clark and Bruce return to the group like nothing happened, but Clark can’t stop thinking about what Bruce had confessed to him. They arrive back on Earth so late that the sun already started to creep over the city horizon. Bruce is still a little pouty but he’s happy to be back home even though Valentine’s Day is already over. Maybe Clark will give him a rain check?

Clark pulls Bruce into his tiny apartment in Metropolis clearly giddy. Bruce chalks it up to being happy they’re at home finally but then Clark leads him into his living room and there’s nearly a thousand little electronic candles sitting all over his furniture illuminating a pizza, half meat lovers (Clark) half olive and mushrooms (Bruce). The white lilies from the morning sat intermingled with sunflowers in a vase to the side and a bottle of wine that Bruce recognized because he picked it out for their date.

Bruce looks at Clark through teary eyes and Clark shrugs sheepishly and says “Have dinner with me?”

Turns out Clark had called Alfred on their way back to Earth and he and Bruce’s kids set the whole thing up for them.

Bruce has never felt more loved in his entire life.

They sat together on Clark’s rickety couch and dug into their pizza. Bruce wiped sauce off of Clark’s nose and Clark chuckled when Bruce spilt a little wine on his shirt. They were just two superheroes in love and sometimes outside forces get in the way of romance, but this Valentine’s Day both Bruce and Clark felt like the two most luckiest guys on earth and in space because they had each other and that was enough.