The true otp: Matt x his Tazer
asjdhfgksjdf ok wait i’m embedding the vine
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The true otp: Matt x his Tazer
asjdhfgksjdf ok wait i’m embedding the vine
What IF Lance was very into the Maximum Ride books and got everybody else addicted to them? I can see Max being Hunk, Allura and Shiro's favorite character! Maybe Keith would like Fang?? Pidge and Lance would probably like Iggy best! Coran would like Total!! :D
this is...such a specific crossover but also the MR books were a huge part of my adolescence so I am HERE FOR THIS (when I was a kid there were only like three books out and I never finished the series so please nobody ruin it for me lmao)
Keith is 100% a Fang stan, Lance identifies strongly with both Iggy’s stinging wit and Gazzy’s copious fart jokes
Hunk x Matt's Tazer *side-eyes Rolo*
matt: [snatching back the taser] no
"I'm now imagining four different versions of me as a crystal gem." So you have combination shapeshifting/self duplication powers #confirmed then?
oh boy I wish?? that would make my life 200% easier I could be in 4 different places at once and get so much more shit done
Did it show up where I tagged you in these two funny videos that reminded me of Matt, Shiro, and Allura?
ah i’m sorry, i never quite figured out tags/mentioning, and my notifications have gotten a little busy so i can’t check manually!! if you want me to see something, your best bet is to DM me a link :’D but is definitely love to see those!
Every time I type in your url to stalk your blog lately I keep typing anFROGynosaurus by mistake. 🐸
my amphibian alter ego
Your Matt/Rolo post is killing me because when I wrote that Zombieland AU fic awhile back I had actually considered making the nameless cashier Rolo at one point.
YOU SHOULD HAVE OMG
Acquaintance
Acquaintance: If u could meet any given Voltron character, who would it be?
Probably Hunk! He seems very laid back, likes relaxing and doing the things he loves, whether it’s tinkering in an engine or baking something for a friend. I feel like we’d get along really well. Also, cuddles. Honestly I bet Hunk gives the greatest hugs ever and he’s probably a fantastic kisser and he’s probably got really good taste in movies, while also having the worst taste in movies. Netflix nights would be the beS T with a hunk of burning love.
voltron ask meme!