Reading weird and wild Superman facts and one of them has to do with his Kryptonian Birthday, every six years his body goes haywire to commentate Kryptonian lack of expressing grief. So, a thing was developed for Kryptonians to burst into tears every six years on their “birthday”. It once happened to Kal while in the middle of a fight with a bad guy, he was suspended upside down in the air. All I can think is:
Random person: “Omg, what’s wrong with Superman!?”
Lois, who’s used to this shit by now. “Don’t worry, it’s just his Kryptonian Period. Give him some ice cream and a chocolate bar, and he’ll be good in about..” Looks at her watch. “Twenty minutes.”
Superman is wild xD
















