Feb 14, 2025
Superman's Love Life:
A Fucking Disaster for Lois's Drywall
When Superman gets laid, Metropolis pays. Think your upstairs neighbors are loud? Try living under Lois Lane after Superman's had a few drinks and feels frisky. Her bedroom's seen more reconstruction than downtown Metropolis after a supervillain smackdown.
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