1: sexuality headcanon: dangerous bisexual menance2: otp: destiel bc i love to b predictable and cram trash in my gullet3: brotp: the obvs is dean and sam bc u know actual brothers but special mentions to dean and charlie hving a great ol’ gay time together as well as dean and benny being jocks at each other4: notp: i hv to say wincest like okay i’ve read some fics but morally i’m like. i’m not abt that life.5: first headcanon that pops into my head: not a headcanon rlly but god i love that dean reads vonnegut that’s so good and right and just.6: favorite line from this character: “driver picks the music; shotgun shuts his cakehole” aka the rules of my own car7: one way in which I relate to this character: uh....how do i list the ways: he’s loud, he’s crude, he eats like a messy linebacker, he loves dressing up, he’s afraid of his own masculinity so he overcompensates for it by being I’M MANLY all the time, he loves his car, he is snobby abt music, he is a wealth of pop culture references, he can’t express sincere emotion without cracking eight jokes hoping that other person will drop the topic, he’s bi but afraid to b open abt it, he wears plaid and v necks, and we both loved black swan. is that like enough? not even scraping the surface of how much i id with this character.8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: when he’s doing that weird “i’m straight i’m straight listen i love boobs i hv seen a vagina listen I’M STRAIGHT” thing like sheesh bud its not 2006 anymore no one cares if ur str8 or not.9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?: oh boy. yeah everyone on that show is a Problematic Fave but more so dean.