I’M SO NERVOUS TO TAKE HER ON A DATE WAAAAAAA
She’s actually my wife but it’s our anniversary of when I proposed but I still like taking her on dates n stuff cause she’s so pretty and my wife and I love her so much
I think I’m lowkey nervous is cause I in fact am a girl too
My town ain’t exactly friendly with me and her being together 😔
But I got her some flowers >:) Should I bring my taser?? Probably — I like chaos
"If anyone in towns gives ya any grief for bein' both women tell me. I got the best aim in the cosmos. They ain't gonna get away with it. Ill 'ave a bullet with their name on it. Yer'll do great! N' yes. Protection is key."