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DAILY SUPPORTIVE LANCE: …SO YOU ABANDONED YOUR BLOG FOR A BIT LONGER THAN YOU INTENDED. YEAH, IT HAPPENS, YOU ALL KNOW THE DEAL. IT’S ALL GOOD THOUGH- LANCE WANTS YOU TO KNOW HE MISSED YOU, HE’S GLAD YOU’RE BACK, AND HE HOPES YOU STICK AROUND FOR A WHILE.
DAILY SUPPORTIVE LANCE: LANCE MCCLAIN DOESN'T CARE THAT YOU NEVER GOT DRESSED TODAY BECAUSE THOSE PAJAMAS ARE PRETTY DARN NIFTY AND HE SUPPORTS THE HELL OUT OF YOU AND YOUR CUTE LAZY BUTT
DAILY SUPPORTIVE LANCE: LANCE MCCLAIN DOESN'T CARE THAT YOU HAVEN'T BRUSHED YOUR HAIR IN A WEEK, OR THAT YOU HAVEN'T WASHED THAT SHIRT IN THREE DAYS BUT YOU'RE STILL WEARING IT. LANCE MCCLAIN DOESN'T CARE THAT YOU HAVEN'T SHAVED IN TWO WEEKS EITHER (HAIR BRUSHES AND RAZORS ARE HARD TO COME BY IN SPACE EVEN WHEN YOU'RE NOT SAVING THE UNIVERSE, THANKS). LANCE MCCLAIN DON'T JUDGE ANYONE LIKE THAT, BECAUSE LANCE MCCLAIN FREAKING GETS IT, OKAY
DAILY SUPPORTIVE LANCE: JUST MET SOME NEW PEOPLE AND ACTED LIKE AN AWKWARD NOODLE THE ENTIRE TIME? YEAH, EVEN LANCE HAS BEEN THERE. IT MOST LIKELY WASN'T AS BAD AS YOU'RE MAKING IT OUT TO BE, AND IN THE CASE THAT IT WAS, GUESS WHAT? THERE'S LIKE, OVER 7 BILLION OTHER PEOPLE ON THE PLANET, AND A TON OF THEM ARE BOUND TO BE JUST AS LAME. LANCE APPRECIATES YOUR LAME ASS AND YOUR WELL-INTENTIONED ATTEMPTS, AND HE'D LIKE TO REMIND YOU THAT HE WOULD DEFINITELY BE YOUR FRIEND
DAILY SUPPORTIVE LANCE: SO YOU HAVE TO WRITE TWO ESSAYS, CREATE TWO 10-MINUTE LONG PRESENTATIONS, WRITE UP A 30-PAGE JOURNAL, AND STUDY FOR A NIGHTMARISH TEST ALL IN ONE NIGHT. MAYBE YOU GET IT DONE- MAYBE YOU DON'T. EITHER WAY, LANCE WILL STILL BE HERE AT THE END OF IT ALL, AND YOU WILL STILL BE A PERSON WORTHY OF EVERYTHING GOOD IN THIS WORLD
DAILY SUPPORTIVE LANCE: OOPS, YOU SCREWED UP THAT TEST. OH NO, YOU DID THAT PART OF YOUR JOB INCORRECTLY. CRAP, YOU SAID THE WRONG THING TO THE WRONG PERSON AT THE WRONG TIME, AND NOW THEY THINK YOU EAT EVERYTHING ONLY IF IT'S SOAKED IN VINEGAR. IT HAPPENS, AND IT SUCKS, BUT YOU BETTER GOSH DARN BELIEVE THAT LANCE SUPPORTS YOU AND THINKS YOUR SHIRT LOOKS NICE EVEN WITH THAT WEIRD STAIN ON IT (NO SERIOUSLY, HE'S NOT KIDDING, HE'S GOT A TIDE-TO-GO PEN IF YOU WANT IT)
DAILY SUPPORTIVE LANCE: SO YOU ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IN YOUR ESSAY AND IT WAS MISSING THE SECOND PAGE. SO THAT PAPER YOU EMAILED TO YOUR PROFESSOR/BOSS GOT LOST IN TRANSLATION AND THEY NEVER GOT IT. SO YOU FORGOT TODAY WAS THE DEADLINE FOR THAT SUPER IMPORTANT THING. IT’S OKAY. LANCE GETS IT. WE’VE ALL BEEN THERE. JUST REMEMBER THAT LITERALLY EVERYONE- EVEN THAT BADASS OVER THERE WHO LOOKS LIKE THEY’VE GOT THEIR SHIT TOGETHER- HAS DONE THAT. LANCE SUPPORTS YOU AND YOUR LITTLE SCREW UP, BECAUSE TRUST HIM, HE’S DEFINITELY BEEN THERE (AND NOW LOOK AT HIM, I MEAN, REALLY)
