#surecocksherlock

[mattelodchikova]

surecocksherlock replied to your photo “Hey Guys No Offence But What The Fuck”

some dude named candy ken i think according to the comments?

lmao im like 99% sure hes a porn star can some1 tell me where tf tracys chill is the mf thirsty binch

[friendswithghosts]

10, 20, 30, 40, 50

10. Do you have any family in the army? One of my couple second cousins who I don’t see often is. I visited him and his family on the base where they live once. 

20. Have you ever taken karate? I have had exactly one karate lesson. I’m a lover, not a fighter. 

30. Have you ever been to Olive Garden? OLIVE. GARDEN. BREAD. STICKS. I have indeed been to Olive Garden, and every time I eat so many bread sticks that I hate myself, but that never stops me. 

40. Do you have any medical conditions? Yep. Asthma, allergies, and some kind of vague difficult-to-diagnose chronic pain condition. Fun times. 

50. Why do you have a tumblr? Initially I was a fandom blogger, but I keep it mostly because I like dank memes and shouting about my problems into the void. Kind of liberating to tell perfect strangers stuff I would never tell even my closest friends. (except for the real life people on here who follow me…sorry…)

Thanks so much for asking I feel so special!! :) 

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14 and 15

14: (truth) If you could only wear one outfit for the rest of your life (consisting of clothes you already own), what would it be? (dare) Tag someone you follow who has amazing fashion sense.

DARE: girl bye i don’t wanna keep most of my clothes for the next week but my-doctor is a classy stylin lady

15: (truth) If you could rock any unusual article of clothing/makeup technique/hairstyle, what would it be? (dare) Go to the blog of the last person you reblogged a text post from. Reblog your favorite of their selfies.

TRUTH: i literally want to try out so many aesthetics i would love to go for a totally punk look but i would love to be earthy hipster scum but i would love to be hyper feminine but also i want to be classic and businessy so basically i want to dress in the wardrobe of every clone on orphan black

also i wish i could get away with cool makeup??? i’ve been dabbling in bright lipstick but i dont really leave the house in it…..and i’m terrified of bright eye shadow and any kind of blush/bronzer and i have no idea what to do when i’m in the same room as liquid eyeliner

also i want lilac ombre hair so fucking baaaaaaad