#sureshotting

[riptide-pirates]

Happy…pride…. month..

What are you being so ominous for Gil? Ehe. Happy Pride month everyone!

what is pride month what are we prideful for?

it’s a month to spread awareness for like… the LGBT community. You’re asexual, you count too!

really?? Well then— HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!

now to find out if you’d date boys so chip’s dream can come true.

whuh?

nothing

[riptide-pirates]

My Grand Peepaw Finn said something about “YOU’RE GONNA BLOW UP”.

// HEAVY/MASSIVE Riptide epsiode 124 spoilers underneath!!

I DIDN’T THINK HE WAS SERIOUS.

Screw Odelath.

SCREW OD- This feels wrong,

He deserves it, he literally took your hand off your wrist.

[riptide-pirates]

Jaaaaaaayyy how many colours are in the rainbow?

Hmm? 7. Why?

Really?? Mm. I’m working on a painting but I— I’ve never actually seen a rainbow, the myths… those pretty—

Hang on. You think rainbows are myths? Heh. Rainbows are real. Next time it’s raining and it’s sunny I’ll show you, alright, Gilly?

Woah.. really!? Thanks Jay!!

No problem Gilly.

This stupid fish..

[riptide-pirates]

Happy Valentine’s Day!

??

Just a day where people can do fun stuff and celebrate their love with their partners, Gil.

Oh, is Chip going to with his wife?

Gillion—

[riptide-pirates]

You know, Jay. What if the Black Sea is just a Black Sea, and it’s actually totally normal!

I highly doubt that— but. Keep dreaming?

Think about it, what if— the. The NAVY is just lying and manipulating everyone to say the Black Sea is super evil!

Gillion. Chip has been to the HOLE in the SEA, IN THE BLACK SEA. He knows it’s bad.

Oh.

Mhm.

Awh, I really thought I was onto something there…

Hey, maybe Chip’s just stupid and your theory is right.

Really!?

It’s… not entirely impossible?

YAY

[riptide-pirates]

100 clams of pearls in the sea. 100 clams of pearls. Take one up, sell it around. 99 clams of pearls in the sea. 99 clams of pearls in the sea, 99 clams of pearls. Take one up, sell it around. 98 clams of pearls in the sea. 98 clams of pearls in the sea. 98 clams of pearls. Take one up, sell it around. 97 clams of pearls in the sea. 97 clams of pearls in the sea. 97 clams of pearls. Take one u—

Gillion.

—p, sell it around. 96 cla—

Gillion.

—ms of pearls in the sea!

Gil.

96 cl-

Gillion Tidestrider.

Yes Jay?

Is that the undersea version of ‘100 bottles of beer on the walls?’

Why is there beer on the walls? Why 100?

… Don’t worry about it.

Okay! 96 clams of pearls in the sea!

[riptide-pirates]

Considering my high bounty, I’m quite saddened nobody is interested in talking to us Jay.

Gil, is that more concerning than literal— court to you?

Nooo…

[riptide-pirates]

Jay nobody appreciates us 🙁

To be fair Gil, we are wanted pirates.

Lunar mother help us be famous

Gil we are famous. We are. WANTED.