In the new episode of “Time Travelers vs. the Transhumanists”: We explore a design that came from the future and allows for constant on-rail speed that will hold an arc six feet further out (and still accelerate speed without having to double pump bottom turns) than any other modern vehicle of modular saltwater transversence. Here’s earth-dweller Sergeant Major Schaffer opening up first gear. Looks a bit like the Occ at Bell’s don’t ya think?? Wait till you see what the future holds. It’s gonna blow yer mind...we can’t begin to imagine what it would look like if a title contender steps foot upon one of these firey chariots...but if they never do, it might be even radder...to see the working class suddenly achieving world class form. Special thanks to Alpha and Omega for this new technology. We are choosing to go with natural anti-gravity principle energy form for its proven green footprint, but stay tuned as we may be exploring the realms of fast space and it’s cliche cousin cold fusion now known as direct energy... for future models (as long as the new energy can be a proven clean energy source). Once the corrupt paradigms and structures are brought to justice, a new form of flourishing can emerge :) 5’10” x 19 3/4” x 2 11/16” 33.3L Falcon II double wing swallowtail (extreme reverse vee / spiral vee to drop rocker single cave with full barrel sluicebox inset double concaves splitting to a spiral vee fliptail compression chamber exhaust exit). In teamlite poly construction. Slide 3 shows three different tail configurations available. Sergeant Major Schaffer is 53 going on eternity, 6’0”, 185lbs. #surflinesessions #surflinecamrewind https://www.instagram.com/p/CGfmeaqno9j/?igshid=1qe7t6mnqa502








