#surjouant

[matteblackstars]

@surjouant​ : ( I have never once in my life doubted that he wants to be a kitty maid )

And yet you will not give him these opportunities, what kind of friend are you?

[hhemeraa-a]

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( Remi: I’M FED UP )

[benosuke]

( listen.. we might not have a ship but what Fresh Hell would they Unleash - aside from overwhelming ohohoho-energy as a pair )

Send a ship & I will answer the following questions

Who is a night owl: musashi is more likely to get to sleep early out of the pair, so remi would definitely be the night owl.Who is a morning person: musashi is more so a morning person because of her strict training regimes! so she will be the first to wake up in the morning and remi isn’t safe once she’s awake because she’ll be all over him rip remi shdjkkjsjAre they cuddlers: he might act like he’s not, but he doesn’t seem to prostest much when she cuddles against him, so they are in fact both cuddlers in one way or another.Who is the big spoon: remi ( have you seen the fucking size of him LMFAO )Who is the little spoon: musashi without a doubt, smol beanWhat is their favourite sleeping position: she loves being curled into his chest because intimacy even during sleep is a big thing for her, whereas remi likes to sleep while remaining as big spoon with his arms around her.Who steals all the blankets: musashi is a big blanket thief, remi has to fight backWhat they wear to bed: she usually wears his t-shirts because they’re pretty big and loose on her to move around in bed, whereas he either wears just boxers or pyjama pants.Who likes seeing the other wearing their t-shirt: remi gets very excited when he sees her walking around in his shirt, she knows it drives him crazy so she does it on purpose ejwkjeWho falls asleep mid-conversation: neither of them, they engage each other completely.Who wakes up in the middle of the night with nightmares: remi doesn’t particularly wake up from the middle of a nightmare, but even if he does - he’s very lowkey about it because he doesnt want to wake and concern musashi, the vice-versa for her as well.Who accidentally punched the other in their sleep: NEITHER OF THEM LMFAO THATS HILARIOUSWho can’t keep their hands to themself: remi is very touchy when it comes to her. he showcases his affection through touches and she’s all about that. musashi gets very flustered very easily when he’s all over her.Who said “I love you” first: musashi will 100% be the first to say i love you. remi expresses himself with touches and she vocally expresses herself.Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background: remi is an absolute stunna™ so you bet your ass he will be musashis screensaver.Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror: musashi does because she’s cheesy as fuck ikjdskjWho buys the other cheesy gifts: musashi has been observant regarding remis taste in fashion, so she likes to buy accessories for him from time-to-time.Who initiated the first kiss: remi, because musashi was TOO SHY AND EMBARRASSEDWho kisses the other awake in the morning: musashi, she’s such a sucker for showering him with affection and love.Who starts tickle fights: remi tries to keep her at bay because he knows she can be a mischievous little shit at times, she will try to tickle him and it just gradually snowballs from there.Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower: remi doesn’t ask, he just literally slides in whereas musashi will timidly approach and ask if she can join him ( it’s adorable ).Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch: neither of them, their lines of work are very important to each other and wouldn’t want to be in the way, plus the fact that they wait until the end of the day to be together so they can appreciate their time together more.Who was nervous and shy on the first date: musashi was an absolute fucking WRECK.Who kills/takes out the spiders: remi, musashi doesn’t really like spidersWho loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk: musashi is such a stupidly affectionate drunk it’s nauseating, she will climb up on a table and start shouting out how much she loves him. she’s THAT kind of drunk

[lunafaeris-archive]

@surjouant said:

( ‘ trouble ’ ) for a Luna :Oc

* mini starter call.

          “ Easy there, tough guy. You lost these. ” She clarified her interruption with one of the many playing cards that seemed to be leaking out from his sleeves poised between two fingers, its face showing off the Queen of Diamonds as she handed to the card back to him.

[karismatickitty]

( "You ever consider becoming a server at one of those clubs downtown? You'd bankrupt every man in there in tips!" )

‘ it’s just not worth the hassle. dudes see big tits and a great ass, and think they can put their hands on me because they pay a shitty tip. –being drunk only encourages them. it’s super gross. ’

but what a nice compliment! surely, he appreciates her beauty.after all, a natural beauty like her is hard to come by these days.

‘ i can be your personal server though… –for a price. ’

[theycallmekaibara]

( Sings the chorus to Lonely by Akon, a true '06 Anthem, with arms locked firmly around the woman's shoulders from behind. A gentle sway added to his embrace, encouraging her to join along. ) the Bastard: ùwú stop being huffy

She will sway, but he and Akon will have to spend a few more days being Mr. Lonely, together. 

[etlascivus]

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( -- cursed, a cursed Creature tm )

        give him a reason not to pout , then .

[condomglitter]

( ❛ Can I borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it back. ❜ ) Rémi: i have to respond to a flirting meme it's basically my Middle Name™

     “Only one kiss? But what if you need more?” Natalie grinned up at him, tilting her face almost expectantly - and certainly, consenting - upward. “I think you should borrow at least two, and then see how you feel.”