#survivor3

[brittlebonesguy]

13,finale,reunion

i’m literally sick. stop winning EVERYTHING lex. can we please phrase voted out lex differently please? we can’t keep saying “we need to get lex off” we just can’t. love this theresa and kim 2 combo. anything to not root for the remaining men. im DONE he’s really winning every goddamn challenge while simultaneously saying he will slit people’s throats. this is the worst season so far. definitely going to be theresa at this tribal. ethan probably after her because hes the next biggest physical threat for lex. theresa....theresa no......noooooooo why did you tell lex?? i’ll miss you. i hate this season. THIS is the final 4? kill me

lev is way too intense, please calm down. making people shake their word on their loved ones, “leading a lamb to slaughter” its not that serious. i think it would be so funny if lex goes out next or even better right before final two just because of how badly he wants it. reeks of desperation. i know it’s not going to happen :/. technically lex, alliances do in fact carry you along in the game. can’t wait until i never have to hear tom’s voice again. FINALLY that mother fucker is gone. tom i mean. that other one is still there. so girlboss kim 2! no please don’t bring lex <3 you and ethan final two doesn’t that sound nice? sounds ideal to me. oh this has been a wonderful turn of events for me. GOODBYE LEX so happy he doesn’t even get the CHANCE to win. this moment almost makes this whole season worth it. oh tea....who do you hate brandon?? kelly no one cares. you aren’t that special, but yes do please start drama. kim 2....i didn’t realize you were this entertaining. saying you would want tom in the final 2 least because he’s sexist? i love it and the second dig on him too...... brandon is so petty. love it. common thread here “i came here tonight thinking i was going to vote for ethan, but....” that’s girl power. tom shut upppppppp this is going on for so long and truly i know your feelings are hurt but that was like 40 seconds too long. 

honestly i’m cool with ethan winning. 

god no......not this host again. he needs to be fired. “clarence took my racism like a man” okay.... i really got nothing to say about this reunion kinda boring which makes sense for this season. 

i’m gonna give this one a...... 4/10 and it’s only this high because of theresa and the fact that lex didn’t win. 

[brittlebonesguy]

9,10,11,12

“i will not live with a snake” then go out next tribal bitch. lex is so dramatic. hes allowed to scheme but no one else. and also the slitting throat stuff? fuck OFF  way to be fucking boring kelly “good luck your little coup.” boring. lex.....you outright told brandon that if he votes with you guys he’d 5th from the top in your group..? what are you stupid? i hope thersea succeeds in getting him out fucking dumbo. and his gut is shit my god don’t trust that shit its rancid. brandon if you fuck me over and don’t vote lex i swear to god....fuck you brandon. you swore thersea before you swore lex fuck OFF. LIKE HE TOLD YOU YOU’RE AT THE BOTTOM. thersea didn’t say that to you dumbass. go choke. have fun losing to lex because everyone is up his ass. 

i hate lex truly. and brandon is so fucking stupid. oh YOUVE decided lex. and everyone has to follow? if they hate each other so much then why did they try so hard to win the reward where they have to watch a movie together? the fact that no one is more concerned with frank’s blatant homophobia. lex wins immunity 🙄. kim 2 is so forgettable i have no idea who she is half the time. lex has such crazy eyes. “she feels i somehow betrayed her” brandon you literally lied to her of course she’s going to view it as a betrayal. anyways you had that one coming.

love that the alliances are crumbling this is gonna be fun. “sold...to the man!” it should have been the teresa (she’s my favorite atm). ethan calling tom a bigot and tom going "what's a bigot 😃" my god.... i don’t know guys i don’t think tom is that harmless. just because he’s not going to “jump your bones” kim 2 doesn’t mean he should be peeking. yay......lex win’s again..... frank i want him gone. kim 2....you’re stupid. those men truly have no loyalty  to you why would you allign with them? thank god get out frank i can’t stand you anymore. 

lex wins AGAIN!!!!! and he brings tom with him??? disgusting i hate it here. kim 1???????? i REALLY hate it here. these men are really gonna pick off the remaining women huh? and even if one of them makes to it final two no way they’re winning with that jury. lex is absolutely going to win and i don’t want it

[brittlebonesguy]

5,6,7,8

its samburu. they’re the more annoying tribe. the young people are so entitled and the older people are so condescending. stop!!! jeff really said you guys are insufferable we’re switching up the tribes. hopefully yhis cures my annoyance of everybody. is it bad i want lindsey to break her leg so she’ll leave? even her voice is annoying. yup saw this coming: tom using slurs. i can also barely understand what the fuck he’s saying. and he’s a pervert. the fucking ass slapping? gross. i want none of these bitches to win. silas eating makes me homicidal. the open mouth, the sucking like please you’re literally eating mixed nuts fucking chill. really wish i didn’t hear the phrase “young alpha male” come out of jeff probst’s mouth. 

why is it always mountain dew? dear god get lindsey out. and i hate her dumb braids. bye i don’t care that you’re gone but dammit I was so close to having tom gone and here’s still here. he better be gone before merge or i swear....

“what ever happened to dignity” you were also crying bitch. out of the two of them brandon and kim 1, i would prefer kim 1 to stay. kelly for sure please get rid of lev. i need him gone. “frank hates women and he doesn’t one to win” yeah OBVIOUSLY he looks and sounds it guys please get rid of him. tom for that matter too. they vetting questions for this season had to be: do you hate women? and how do you feel about gay people? imagine being voted out because you lost rock paper scissors. thats so embarrassing. I can’t even tell who could possibly be the first one out in the merge. frank’s “floating on the outside” because there’s too many women on the tribe and he won’t talk to them. kelly......what. i can’t stand these people i have no one to root for. FUCK OFF TOM!! why are so saying this shit on air? please shut up forever i want him gone badly so badly. he skeeves me out. these men make me miss colby and THATS saying something. guys....the name isn’t hard. lex that’s so stupid of you. you’re really gonna give clarence HOURS of time to talk with people before tribal. dumbo.... booooooo clarence was one of the only tolerable people here fuck this season. 

yay the closer look episode i don’t care about 😃 clarence isn’t your warrior out here and yet he got voted off for being to strong and good at challenges......mhm sure kelly. sounds about right. i hate these people they’re so weird 

[brittlebonesguy]

episode 2,3,4 🙄

i can already tell this season is going to be a rough one. really messy. i have no respect for the boran tribe and like them even less. yeah you probably should go kim 2 and i hope you do <3. the reverse ageism, thats a first. damn this season is gonna take a toll on me. I hate so many of these people. and these camera zooms. back up please i don’t want to see everyone’s crusty lips in hd. tom+ethan+lex is the worst alliance i could ever think of please dont ill vomit. “they younger group overhead us somehow” *speaks at the loudest possible volume about who he wants to vote out* the quirky 🤪 reactions after drinking the milk blood is worse than the thought of drinking milk blood. by jessie as if i care. 

not making your other teammates food is so fucked up. why can’t you make necklaces AND deal with food, water, and shelter? linda shut the fuck up. you can be the strongest person alive and heat+dehydration can still take you out. i could literally barely understand that pilot. the samburu tribe is so annoying with this old vs young shit but i guess young is going to prevail with that older guy leaving. the voice linda uses to talk to the youngies is very annoying but on the flip side the young people need to like do anything. get water, cook, tend to the fire why are you not doing anything and are also annoying. linda......stop. lindsey......shut up. god this tribe is filled with a bunch oh whiners. id love for lindsey to leave she has such a bad attitude.

i agree with linda i don’t want silas to win. i truly don’t know which team i hate more

[brittlebonesguy]

season 3 baby! episode 1

the b roll for the introductions are so funny please let them smile. i feel like brandon is 💅🏻 "down! down! get down! 😠🤬........have a nice day 🥰☺️" hope that man's doing great because that was funny. these men.....already off to a bad start with me. a woman giving us directions? DISGUSTING. get over it. and pardon me people want to chit chat a little while everyone is taking breaks from carrying shit. this season is sponsored by sexism. I thought i was safe because last season wasn’t too bad with that (only mildly, easy to move past), but this.....this is going to be a problem. okay it’s official i hate frank. unfortunately there are two kims so i will be labeling them as kim 1 and kim 2, kim 1 will be whichever one i like better.

“i spent 9 months in the softness of my mother’s womb” frank I’m begging you to shut the fuck up. i’m with brandon, eye roll disgusted look. the cherry scene reminds me heavily of that bottle cap scene in victorious. guy....he took one extra cherry why are we suddenly accusing clarence of stealing all the canned goods? and if we’re accusing anyone of anything i saw that one guy taking sips out of the can, is that not just as bad? and yeah....he opened a can of beans because diane was borderline passed out and food helped her? like yeah he should have saved the beans for everyone else too, but diane couldn’t even sit up by herself. i don’t like these vibes one bit. ngl this feels racially motivated. because kel didn’t get nearly as much flack when he was accused of sneaking food and clarence has a far better reason. i’m officially anti this tribe minus clarence, you deserve better sir. i would like to give a sincere fuck you to: jesse, diane, ethan, kim 2, kelley, lex and an extra special fuck you to tom “i’d shoot you right now” bucannan. you got what you deserved diane go choke. i hope this whole tribe minus clarence gets dysentery. 

if tom has a million haters i am one of them. if tom only has one hater there i am. if tom has no haters i am dead. 

[qamarulariff]

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S3 Survivor : Africa

The Contestants (continue)

9. Kelly Goldsmith

(8th Voted Out - 1st Jury Member)

10. Clarence Jamil Black

(7th Voted)

11. Lindsey Richter

(6th Voted)

12. Silas Gaither

(5th Voted Out)

13. Linda Spencer

(4th Voted Out)

14. Carl Bilancione

(3rd Voted Out)

15. Yesenia "Jessie" Camacho

(2nd Voted Out)

16. Diane Ogden

(1st Voted Out)

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S3 Survivor : Africa

Season Information :-

Location : Shaba National Reserve, Kenya

Season Run : 11 October 2001 - 10 January 2002

Tribe : BORAN / SAMBURU / MOTO MAJI

The Contestants :

1. Ethan Zohn (WINNER)

2. Kim Sharon Larson Johnson (Runner Up)

3. Alexis "Lex" van den Berghe

(14th Voted Out - 7th Jury Member)

4. Tom Buchanan

(13th Voted Out - 6th Jury Member)

5. Teresa Wright "T-Bird" Cooper

(12th Voted Out - 5th Jury Member)

6. Kimberly "Kim" Powers

(11th Voted Out - 4th Jury Member)

7. Franklin "Frank" Garrison

(10th Voted Out 3rd Jury Member)

8. Brandon Quinton

(9th Voted Out - 2nd Jury Member)

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