Chinese chefs and self irony isn't a thing
Me: Yay I'm off f****** suckers
Coworker: Don't leave me alone here!!!!!
Me: Chillax, you still have the 24/7 chinese squad
24/7 chinese squad: *stares evil at me* their eyes follows me all the way out of the restaurants and continues through the window and down the street…
Guessing I am not going to get any food tomorrow











