#suspensionbridges

[higashioka]

volpe back in the minors and weaver sent to pittsburgh…mlb is so homophobic this week.

they sent weaver to WHERE

[ollystarlings]

MAX IS BAX

I LOST MY MIND I CANT BELIEVE IT

[higashioka]

https://www.instagram.com/p/DZNcrVJl2-v/

year two is soft butch

i was 100% unprepared for what this would be. look at this YACHT LESBIAN

that charles tyrwhitt contract must be fucking ironclad because why would they continue to work with an ambassador who is 1. still somewhat hated in his target market and 2. STILL the world's stiffest most uncomfortable model. i said once that his head always looks photoshopped onto his own body and i've never been wrong

[higashioka]

thinking about summonings for different yankees and realized all you have to do is write “volpe” to summon austin

not even. you literally just mention volpe in passing and he'd teleport to you and immediately start yapping

you could summon ben rice with a small piece of cheese

[higashioka]

:)))))

I'M SO SAD!!!!!!!!!!

[higashioka]

Kay talked about it at the end of a game not too long ago. Boone has a box with family and friends so he gets their attention and does his celebration. It’s the most useful information YES Network has ever provided. 🤣

wow that's an even more boring answer than i expected but appreciate the knowledge! i always thought it had to be management/ownership because he does it every time but no, there are just boones out there with constant access to yankee games and i'm not one of them -_-

[higashioka]

sunday night is hitting hard. what is tomodachi anthony up to?

i'm so glad you asked. welpe had a kid and it made me way more emotional than it should have (yes that's a massive bow on anthony's head):

anthony is very good friends with nascar driver ryan blaney:

and a bonus from welpe home life:

[higashioka]

so many straps on his catcher gear…i feel lightheaded

i've said this before and i'll say it again, the steinbrenners are missing out on MILLIONS of dollars each second they don't produce a nude except for catcher's gear calendar for purchase