Me: Mom, I cleaned my closet.
Mom: Oh my gosh!! You should do that every time!
Me: (cuz i never clean ever hahaha i'm a messy ass motherfucker)
Mom: You're turning into a real woman now!!
Me: What, why?
Mom: Cuz you're learning how to fix up/clean now!
Me: Men don't know how to do that?
Mom: Nope!















