#svtiq

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Jihoon: You can't test love. When I met Soonyoung, it seemed he was more in love with his best friend than with me.

Soonyoung: Honey, they've got that almond biscotti Seokmin loves, so I was wondering if I can borrow some money so I can get him some.

Jihoon: No, you got him a present yesterday.

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Seungcheol: How come every time I take you kids to the mall it burns to the ground?

Chan: I blame the economy.

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Seokmin [texting]: With great boredom comes great irresponsibility!

Seungcheol: Please tell me you’re not on the Nu'est dorm roof again.

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Soonyoung: *walks by*

Jihoon: Well, well, if it isn’t the emotions I’m trying to avoid.

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Wonwoo: I mean, how worried could Jeonghan get?

Jeonghan: [throws chair] WHERE…IS…CHAN?

Wonwoo: I may have misjudged him.

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Vernon: Listening to drake at the gym, people think this is sweat rolling down my face but it’s actually tears

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Jihoon: wow i actually don’t feel that tired today!

Seungkwan: that’s because you slept for 36 hours straight and when we went to wake you up you hissed and started muttering in your sleep about the most discreete ways to commit murder

Jihoon: and i’ve never felt more rejuvenated!

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Seungcheol: I wanna show you a picture from last night that really upset me.

Soonyoung: Okay, but in my defense Jihoon bet me 50 dollars that I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Seungcheol: That’s not what I wanted to- YOU DRANK SHAMPOO?!?!?