#sw squad

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Naz: -flirts with Leilani before going to get drinks-

Stranger, observing: Hey, is that guy bothering you?

Leilani: Yeah, but he's my husband so I signed up for this.

[coliincorrect]

Naz: are you related to yoda? because-

Lei: if your next words are "yodalicious" i'm divorcing you

Naz:

Naz: you're about the same height

[coliincorrect]

(Chiiko and Keshani's wedding)

Chiiko: I never really believed I would find somebody that I love as much as you. I love you more than anything in the world. I love you more than Naz.

Keshani: (genuinely touched) Oh my God.

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Chiiko: Would you rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby?

Ganwa: What's a matter baby?

Chiiko: Nothing, sweetie, what's wrong with you?

Nasa: (grabs Chiiko by the throat) You better watch-

[coliincorrect]

Naz: (takes a deep breath)

Naz: I lo-

Anyone who has spent five seconds around him ever: Yes, you love Leilani, we know, you love Leilani so much, she's the light of your life, you love her so much, you just love your wife, we KNOW, you love Leilani you fucking love her okay we know, we get it, YOU LOVE LEILANI STARKOS. WE GET IT.

[corpsecrw]

I changed my skype icon to sin and everything went to shit

[corpsecrw]

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