#swaggasslizard

[tmanthedragonslayer]

Saw a video about mimics in Appalachia and I saw a comment say "you're all armed to the teeth but still haven't bagged one ?" And all the comments were saying because it's all fake, but I'm here like "yeah, that's why you should be scared"

[tmanthedragonslayer]

I'm not an age regressor, I'm an age progressor, I'm grumpy all the time, sore for no reason and refuse to learn new technology then get mad when I can't understand it.

[tmanthedragonslayer]

I got a question, if we meet multiple alien species and they all look generally humanoid, could that be evidence of god ? Like humans are supposedly "made in God's image" so if every other advanced sentient species is also humanoid then that could be evidence of the divine.

[tmanthedragonslayer]

Went to the doctor recently, and they gave me some medication and said, "Take this with food, and if you get sick to your stomach, stop taking it." And I was like, who'd take medication that makes them sick, and then I thought about @nohj3 and went "oh right.."

[tmanthedragonslayer]

Palworld combines two of my loves, Ark and Pokémon but improves on both, are the pals a blatant rip off of Pokémon? Yes. Do I care ? Not at all. It's cheap and fun and make the dopamine go brrrrr.

[tmanthedragonslayer]

It's funny to me that me saying "I don't believe in witches because I'm Christian" is an accurate statement.

[tmanthedragonslayer]

COULD AN INTELLIGENT ZOMBIE PASS THE HARKNESS TEST ?

[tmanthedragonslayer]

So many people are saying that women historically were homemakers or whatever and that's the type of woman they want but for me the type of historical woman I want is one who's willing to eat strange berries and mushrooms and see if we die from it.