#swagophile

[yuriartillery]

raaah... hello miss i hope youre well

– the infernal mistress of endless night

at present im feeling anhedonic, melancholic. the spark of the conquerer has grown dim in my bosom. i have claimed nearly all that i have desired at present... what to do, what to do

[princessdraconic]

hello miss. today i come bearing a single shiny coin. its really special so you have to be really happy about it

you're doing a moe anton chigurh bit to me, miss mori

[ironmyrmidon]

I know that I said I was gonna take you back to my apartment so that I can take you to Plapsburg, but technically we're in New Jersey. It's still within the greater Plapsburg metropolitan area, I commute into Plapsburg for work, it's just, the rent is so much cheaper out here. Please don't leave

[esthermika]

okay what now!

now, you get a biiiiiig plushie cuddle :3

[feralratbitesu]

trick or treat!

🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍫all i have left is the big swirly lollypops and 1 candy bar im sorry.. fuck imsorry *slams the door and runs away crying*

[hardstructure]

I Know You Jerk Off To Roblox Porn

Look what we have here... Pot. Calling. THe. Kettel. Black.

Heard of that phrase before...? IT means.. To accuse someone. Of something you do or are. And.. Well, my friend, I heard a "Ahh..! F-forsaken..! ... Yes..! M-more bloxburg..!" from YOUR side of the cardboard box last night. Explaing to do?

[yuriartillery]

trick or treat!

The Gribeauval 12 pounder! Among the many guns Napoleon called his "beautiful girls" or "beautiful daughters" depending on how much intent you want to read into it.

[hardstructure]

What Is Your Deal "Glagglelandia"

my Deal…? Erm…. 1 soul for my rusty disgusting penny, take it or leave it