#swamiface

[slapmymind]

pitch perfect!

!!!!!!!!! A TIMELESS MOVIE

is it boring to just say the riff off? THE RIFF OFF. 

[ilya-bonerov]

swamiface replied to your post:ashamed of how attracted I am to Chris Pine in Wet...

did you get to his and elizabeth banks’ makeout yet bc honestly it wasn’t a great makeout but i thought of people like us and also you

I juuuuust got to it and am feeling *so blessed* 

[sheercompulsion]

do you have a link to that h/l fake dating au bc that sounds sooooooooo good

yes yes yes here you go!

it’s still a wip, but only one chapter left and the author’s good with updating consistently on sundays :’)))

[slapmymind]

1! 9! 12! :)

1. The meaning behind my URL

unfortunately a quote from himym :/

9. Tattoos I want

oh man. i keep changing my mind about WHAT i want to get tattooed, but i know WHERE i want it (on the back of my neck and/or/also on the back of my shoulder). idk man prob lyrics from in the mourning - paramore. 

12. Ideas of a perfect date

dates are awkward and formal and nope. 

[slapmymind]

your fave is problematic: swamiface

has a better selfie game than you 

is disgusting with her best friend underwaternow

likes boys too much 

will reduce you to a pile of screams over silly x-factor winners

will rock her jet black hair so much that you'll turn into a copycat and steal her look.