#swampreading

[swampseer]

I'm curious about if or when the distance between who's one of my best and closest friends will be closed. I really miss having him close by instead of 8 hr drive away. It's a question that's been heavy on me lately..

I don’t answer time questions with tarot because I think time is fluid and constant changing per our freewill and little choices.

Four of Blooms (Cups) says take your mind off it. It sucks ass but, it’s the way it is for now. Don’t let the distance spin you out. We are so, so lucky to live in an age where we can talk to anyone at any time no matter how far. A change of pace is needed. That’s the best I can do with this. If you sit and stew on it, you’ll end up flipping this card on yourself which is just super shitty. Apathy and boredom will turn to self pity, loathsome depression and just gross feelings. Get yourself distracted on something fun and engaging. Maybe there’s a chance your friend and you can meet up once a month for a weekend or something??

7/7

[swampseer]

Are you do free readings??? If I'm not too late may I please have one, pretty pretty please??

Yes, of course! You are #6! 

The Hermit. Go do you. You know I always see this as a self care card. Get back in touch with you. Watch some Natural Born Killers, read a good book, maybe work on your story.Just get back to you. Just you. Vague because you’ll know what I mean! Ha!

6/7

[swampseer]

hey!!! could i get a one card reading? maybe about how i've been trying to clean up my life and get stuff done lately but will i have the energy???? not having energy is a thing i have been super struggling with lately

Hey, friend! I recommend looking at some of Unfuck your Habitat and employing their 20/10 system. It really helps and can be applied to literally any part of your life and junk you have to do.

Temperance R is...yep. Imbalance and lack of self control are the big players here. Part of this is just because you feel lost. What’s your purpose? Where are you? Why are you? It sucks, but, we all go through it. I see this as a “find yourself” sort of card. Figure out what it is you actually want rather than working on 80 things just because. If you’re having issues with other people, keep your emotions in check, too.

5/7

[swampseer]

If readings are still open I'd love a generalized reading about my spirituality. My path has been all over the place and I'm looking for some non-biased (hi you!) guidance. :)

Spiritual questions are my specialty and favorite so you’re in the right, unbiased place!

The Magician R: Look up the art for this card! This shows some lack of communication skills. Through little fault of your own, wires are getting cross, words are coming out as verbal vomit and it seems like you can never get yourself across properly. Your lack of confidence in your decisions is making you waver. You are allowed to change paths. Everything evolves, including you. There is an off chance this can also show these skills are being used in a manipulative self serving way but I really don’t feel that here.

4/7

[swampseer]

So hopefully I made it in time! Can I have a reading on how my move will go this October? It's going to be my first time completely on my own, financially speaking.

How exciting!! Are you excited?? You can decorate!

Knight of Stones (Wands) R: I’d like you to look up this card because I know you’ll like the art. I interpret knights as both situations and personalities. For my own ease, I’m going to give both rather than further divine which it is. As a personality, this is not someone you want to rely on. They’re fun but they’re also the friend who will call you at 155am to tell you they need bailed out and also have a $700 tab at the strip club. They’re reckless and unpredictable.  They start big projects then abandon them a month later because they get bored. As a situation, change is hard. It’s scary and chaotic and no one will do what you tell them to they way you tell them to. My advice here is to over plan everything. Get your nest egg, stash away money besides that, get too many boxes, get space bags...just plan the shit out of it so there’s as little chance for things to go wrong as possible.

Good luck, my friend!!!

3/7

[swampseer]

What can I do to improve my work situation?

Set it on fire????

Three of Bones (Coins) R: Unfortunately, not a whole lot. This card is more of a “what’s going on” it seems rather than how you can improve it. You’re working your ass off and it sucks. You’re underpaid, you’re not even thanked and everyone you work with is at least half taking advantage of your good nature. In similar circumstances, I’ve said fuck it and taken a vacation. Without you there to do everything and be master holder of the Apron Strings, staff will usually shape up.

2/7

[swampseer]

Could I please get a one-card reading regarding my upcoming move? It's the first time I'll own property, rather than renting, so I'm a bit nervous, haha.

Oh my gosh, congratulations!! That’s so exciting!

Four of Bones (Coins) signifies ultra stability. Four is a very balanced number and when coupled with the finance and wealth suit is a really good sign! This being your first property is a big deal but you can rest assured your needs will be met and everything will be okay! This may be one of the first times you experience true security and responsibility. It can be incredibly comforting there’s no chance of coming home to a nasty note from your landperson or other agencies.

Congratulations, friend!!

1/7

[swampseer]

What do I need to do to progress my current relationship? I feel like I'm stale right now and don't know where to go from here.

I'm so sorry to hear that. I counted your initial question as a question so, I think that makes you 2? I think I fudged up the numbers. I'm terrible.

The Conjuror (Magician) is about communication. I am taking a small intuitive leap that may not be what you want so I apologize if it's not. Communication is one of the cornerstones of a functional relationship. You have the tools and ability to articulate what you're thinking and feeling so it may be in your best interest to talk to your person and explain how you feel. 

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