pope's son's friends have mad respect for him because even if he's weird he managed to pull a woman way younger than me and that's hot as hell
Oh. Popes the man. Popes an enigma. Pope is quiet, offputting and weird. Bad at talking to people, even teenagers. His son doesn’t mind at all, doesn’t find him weird or strange. That’s just his dad. He wouldn’t know anything else. Smiles at pope and talks to him like whatever weird shit he just did was normal. But then he’s got this milf wife like 20 years younger than who fucking adores him. Despite those creepy dead eye stares and that bow tight posture he doesn’t scare her at all, and she thinks he’s great. She makes him lunch, rubs his shoulders, calls him baby. Dotes on him. And to his credit she’s the only person, maybe besides his son, he isn’t really weird to. He’s downright doting. Romantic, thoughtful, affectionate… talkative. But he so odd and somehow pulled so insanely. But there’s other reasons he’s a god. He’s in good shape at his age. He’s surprisingly easygoing. He casually admits he’s been to prison. It was hell, served half what he should has. It’s pretty clear that he’s gotta have a rap sheet a mile long, which makes him cool to teenagers. He’s handy, built some really cool shit in his house. Inspiring shit. His job is confusing and no one can figure out what he actually does, but he doesn’t work very much, his wife doesn’t have to work, and he somehow makes enough money to afford a massive beachfront house and some nice ass cars.
So they think he’s cool as hell.















