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Have you done one for First Aid?

FIRST AID:

8 oz waterRed food coloring to your liking

“STAY HYDRATED, KIDS”

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Are you having fun over there?

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@swerves-bar would you consider making coffee in the mornings

or like in the middle of the night when people are working the graveyard shift

just throwing the idea out there

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New idea for a drink, one that'll keep you sober and boosts your senses.

THE RED ALERT

2 parts Mtn Dew Code Red1 part Red Bull

There ya go, roomie! That should keep you PLENTY alert! 😜

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While I'm on a "medic" kick... THE RATCHET 1.5 oz vodka, taken as a shot Chase with red Gatorade/Powerade "Swerve I'm so fragging done. Please just give me something strong and cheap, followed by whatever will help me function tomorrow."

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Btw, my human friend should be selling some Swerve's Bar buttons on Etsy soon! Look for them in the next two weeks on etsy.com/shop/designsanddragons 😎

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how about one for starscream? ty!!!

THE STARSCREAM

I had to make this one whiney- I mean, winey, and upscale-tasting, but not as upscale as, y'know, an ACTUAL leader would drink. So here we go.

1 part Prosecco (I use Cupcake or a similar low-cost, sweet brand)1 part pear nectar

I’m just kidding with the trash talk (mostly). This drink is actually really refreshing.

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Got anything super small but packs a HUGE punch?

The best answer I got for this is THE BIG BLUE AMNESIAC, which humans also sometimes call a “grape Gatorade” shot.

1 oz grape vodkaA splash of blue curaçaoA splash of cranberry juice

Literally one of the best shots you’ll ever do.